Steven Baldwin not just praying for Tom Cruise anymore

buttmunch · September 19th, 2006, 05:14 AM

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-381787c.html

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Attention, heathen celebrities!

Stephen Baldwin is praying for you.

The youngest Baldwin brother — who has been hawking his new book, "The Unusual Suspect," about his life as a born-again Christian — told Lowdown some of the celebs he mentions in his frequent chats with the Big Guy.

* Rosie O'Donnell: When she likened "radical Christians" to "radical Islam" and terrorists on "The View" last week: "It was a very provocative thing to say. My response is thank God for Christians, because that's a whole lot of people who are praying for her. I'm praying that, hopefully, at some point Rosie will experience the true loving spirit of Jesus Christ. I can also challenge her to a caged wrestling match."

* Tom Cruise: "The spirit of God has put him on my heart."

* Angelina Jolie's baby daddy: "He comes from Christian roots — I pray that he will do the right thing and marry that girl."

* Sen. Hillary Clinton: "I pray that the spirit of God will come upon her and result in her having just a little bit more fun."

I love how Steven Baldwin, from Long Island, NY, is suddenly all southern old man wise: "He comes from Christian roots — I pray that he will do the right thing and marry that girl."

This guy is such a tool.

ediebrooks · September 19th, 2006, 06:22 AM

I'd like to see him wrestle Rosie O'Donnell. She'd kick his ass.

buttmunch · September 19th, 2006, 06:24 AM

Yup, my money's on Rosie.

ourmaninBusan · September 19th, 2006, 06:25 AM

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Rosie O'Donnell: When she likened "radical Christians" to
"radical Islam" and terrorists on "The View" last week:
"....I'm praying that, hopefully, at some point Rosie will experience
the true loving spirit of Jesus Christ. I can also challenge her to a
caged wrestling match."

Oh, pul-eeeeeeze. Think you're funny now?

enctpc · September 19th, 2006, 06:32 AM

"Angelina Jolie's baby daddy"

Does he not know Brad Pitt is the dad or is he questioning that as well?

buttmunch · September 19th, 2006, 06:35 AM

He's channelling an old codger from the Depression, apparently. But it's all good because it's God's will...

Sojiita · September 19th, 2006, 08:31 AM

Well good! Now after THE PRAYOFF with Thetan(rhymes with cretin)Tom he can have a second act wrestling Rosie.

Sleuth · September 19th, 2006, 08:36 AM

Whatta fruit loop! I do believe he is succeeding in becoming crazier than Tom

LynnieD · September 19th, 2006, 08:43 AM

Can this guy shut his christian trap for more than 5 minutes?? Who's trying to be provocative here?? Sounds like someone is just trying to sell some horrible freaking books.....

Bellatheball · September 19th, 2006, 09:36 AM

I just realized something about myself. As soon as someone uses "Jesus Christ" as opposed to "Jesus" or "God," I immediately think the person speaking is a bit too in-your-face for my taste.

buttmunch · September 19th, 2006, 10:29 AM

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Well good! Now after THE PRAYOFF with Thetan(rhymes with cretin)Tom he can have a second act wrestling Rosie.

And here I thought THE PRAYOFF was going to be the highlight of the entertainment season.

suede · September 19th, 2006, 10:45 AM

Which one is he?
The blondish one that did really bad comedy movies?
That GeoDome movie - I don't remember what it was called.

Or the one that look like the milk man's kid - that was just in Serenity?

KandyKorn · September 19th, 2006, 10:46 AM

I can't wait for THE PRAYOFF!! Can I bring Willie Nelson for fun?

I've decided I want to hang out with him.

buttmunch · September 19th, 2006, 10:56 AM

Only if you share his stash.

louiswinthorpe111 · September 19th, 2006, 10:58 AM

Making the Angie comment, why does he think Brad doesn't want to marry her. Did it ever occur to him that Angies doesn't want to marry Brad and he should be praying for Angie, not Brad?

What a moron...