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Thread: Kevin Federline's new approach to fatherhood

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    Default Kevin Federline's new approach to fatherhood

    "THEY might be on the verge of breaking up but at least Britney Spears will be spared hubby Kevin's, er, novel approach to fatherhood.

    The 27-year-old was spotted at nightspots Mood and Element this week and leaving Malibu club Cabana on Saturday night.

    But, bless. He was wearing a necklace with a picture of a baby we can only assume is son, Sean Preston. Well, that makes up for never being home, then..."

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    It might have been a photo of himself as a baby.

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    What a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    "Shit, I AM a celebrity!! Let me in man!!! See this kid around my neck - see him!?!?!! That's me and Britney Spears kid, you heard it right BRITNEY SPEARS. Now let me in. And don't forget the free shit yo."
    True!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    "Shit, I AM a celebrity!! Let me in man!!! See this kid around my neck - see him!?!?!! That's me and Britney Spears kid, you heard it right BRITNEY SPEARS. Now let me in. And don't forget the free shit yo."
    I don't doubt that's what Mr. Assclown says when he goes out except for one thing. That english is too correct for him. For him you'd have to sprinkle in a bit more fake ghettoese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lalaland View Post
    "Shit, I AM a celebrity!! Let me in man!!! See this kid around my neck - see him!?!?!! That's me and Britney Spears kid, you heard it right BRITNEY SPEARS. Now let me in. And don't forget the free shit yo."
    I'm not ghetto either but lemme have a crack at it. I do have teenagers so I'm exposed to a tiny bit of this language via MTV.

    "Fo shizzle, I be famous yo!!! Britney be my bitch..Doan be forgettin' all the free bling y'all Where my homies be at?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    I'm not ghetto either but lemme have a crack at it. I do have teenagers so I'm exposed to a tiny bit of this language via MTV.

    "Fo shizzle, I be famous yo!!! Britney be my bitch..Doan be forgettin' all the free bling y'all Where my homies be at?"
    BWAAAAAAAAAAA!!! HA! HA! HA! You hit the nail right on the head!
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    Can't remember where, but read earlier today that that's a picture of him, not Sean Preston. What a fucktard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator View Post
    I'm not ghetto either but lemme have a crack at it. I do have teenagers so I'm exposed to a tiny bit of this language via MTV.

    "Fo shizzle, I be famous yo!!! Britney be my bitch..Doan be forgettin' all the free bling y'all Where my homies be at?"



    That seriously made me laugh until I teared up!!! lmao.

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    Maybe we should talk ghetto when we mention this wads name. But then the people who really talk it are probably too classy for that loser.

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    ok, i have to use "mr. assclown" sometime soon! what a great slam!

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