Tom Cruise donates a staggering amount to Scientology

[SVZ]

10/30/05 TOM CRUISE HAILED FOR SCIENTOLOGY DONATIONS



Actor TOM CRUISE has received a standing ovation for his financial support of controversial religion, Scientology.

The MISSION IMPOSSIBLE star has donated a staggering $3.6 million (GBP2 million) to the cause, and was thanked by English devotees with a special award for his services.

Attending the ceremony in Grinstead, Sussex, Cruise and pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES were astonished when members spontaneously stood up to applaud their celebrity colleague as he was given the Diamond Meritorious award for championing Scientology.

One witness says, "It has been an amazing event and it is even more amazing that Tom has brought Katie.

It feels really good knowing that she is one of us now."


Source: contactmusic.com

[muchlove]

They should have kicked him in the face for making them look even weirder and cult-ish than they already did.

[SVZ]

It feels really good knowing that she is one of us now."

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARY

[buttmunch]

Took the words right out of my mouth, SVZ....GGGAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

[cheray]

Yes 3 gazillion dollars does goes a long way towards buying back your credibility after you have tossed it into the arena of "Make a fool of myself in front of the WOrld"...or was that "War of The World"? ....oh whatever......i bet the scientologists think Tom is pretty OK after coughing up his WOTW paycheck.

[ourmaninBusan]

Originally Posted by SVZ

10/30/05 TOM CRUISE HAILED FOR SCIENTOLOGY DONATIONS


Actor TOM CRUISE has received a free anal probe
for his financial support of controversial religion, Scientology.

The MISSION IMPOSSIBLE star has donated a staggering $3.6 million
(GBP2 million) to the cause, nearly .007886 of the world wide gross of MI1,
and was thanked by a crowd of unblinking, glassy-eyed English devotees
with a special award for his services.

Attending the ceremony in [an undisclosed underground cavern somewhere
in the Galapagos], Cruise and pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES were astonished
when members not only didn't mock them, but spontaneously stood up
to applaud their delirious Messiah as he was given the Vibrating Double-Headed
"Marital Aid" for buying a new yacht for the ashes of L. Ron Hubbard.

One witness says, "It has been an amazing event and it is even more amazing
that Tom has bought Katie. But if I revealed any more I'd have to make you join...

It feels really good knowing that she is one of us now." [I didn't even
have to touch that last line... ]

Source: contactmusic.com

[ourmaninBusan]

Originally Posted by cheray

Yes 3 gazillion dollars does goes a long way towards buying back your credibility after you have tossed it into the arena of "Make a fool of myself in front of the WOrld"...or was that "War of The World"? ....oh whatever......i bet the scientologists think Tom is pretty OK after coughing up his WOTW paycheck.

Um, his paycheck for WOTW
was a LOT MORE than a mere
$3 million. Cruise was making
$2 million / pic back in the days
of Cocktail (1988).

[ourmaninBusan]

Lots of love for Tom
A pregnant Katie Holmes can
crowd-surf the faithfull...

[dexter7]

shit, if i was katie i'd be pissed. didn't he only pay $70,000 for her ring? and isn't her 5 yr. contract only for 5 million? sheesh tom, priorities.

[stardust]

Originally Posted by SVZ

It feels really good knowing that she is one of us now."

oh man, this is so creepy...

what a waste of money.

[shmucky]

I think Scientomogy has spent way more than 3 million over the years protecting precious Tommy boy and his cheesy image

[luvmy2cats]

Maybe he's trying to buy back his soul from Scientology. You know they hold it for ransom along with his balls in a vise, and after he coughs up around 50 gazillion dollars and another 1000 mindless scientologists, Tom will get them both back.