Tom Cruise to be Outed in Another Book

greysfang · September 14th, 2006, 02:50 PM

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Tom Cruise's Lawyer: 'My Client Never Had Erotic Wrestling Encounter With Gay Hustler'

Hollywood Interrupted recently published a chapter from a "book-in-progress" by Anthony Pellicano-heavy/gay porn producer/general skeazebag-about-town Paul Barresi. In it, Barresi writes of the time a gay hustler known as Big Red approached him between takes on a porn set, offering up many anecdotes of lusty, same-sex encounters with paying celebrities, most notably among them a detailed account of a wrestling mat tryst with Tom Cruise. (The chapter is here, though you'll find yourself rummaging under the kitchen sink for industrial solvents and SOS pads to scrub yourself with once you're done.) The Scoop approached Scary Hollywood Lawyer Bertram "Bert" Fields for his response:

Cruise's lawyer, Bert Fields, told the Scoop that the allegations made by Barresi are "utterly, one hundred percent false" and "we can prove it." He adds, "If Mr. Barresi were to publish what we have seen on that Web site, I absolutely would recommend appropriate legal action against both Mr. Barresi and the publisher." Fields also says that he's "considering" steps to have the chapter removed from the Web site.

Seeing as the ball-stroking, singlet-sporting Cruise of Big Red's recollections doesn't exactly jibe with the proud father, husband-in-waiting, and late-to-the-party Redskins fanatic we've come to know over the past week, we are hardly surprised that Fields is willing to bring out the heavy artillery in shooting down this particular tell-all missile. Should initial efforts to remove the offending passages not prove effective, we imagine fearsome Fields will promptly move on to Plan B, initiating the first stages of a Constitutional amendment outlawing the false-gay-innuendo spreading scourge known as the internet altogether.

Will Tom Cruise's legal team quash new book? [MSNBC.com]
Hollywood Tell-All Book Exclusive: "Pellicano's Enforcer"- The Heterosexual Tom Cruise (and more) Scandal Chapter! [Hollywood Interrupted]

buttmunch · September 14th, 2006, 02:53 PM

Oh dear, I'm almost afraid to click on that link. And Bert Fields has been calling all the allegations of ThetinTom's gayness bullshit over the years. He's being paid to do so, so I wouldn't put all that much stock in it. OK, I'm taking a deep breath and am going to click on the link.

***OK, I had to stop at the stroking balls section because I was getting a bad image of ThetinTom in my head. Bleh.

greysfang · September 14th, 2006, 02:54 PM

Its not a visual NSFW, its just that reading it is pretty skankalicious.

Blackberry · September 14th, 2006, 03:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWd4bkFwoR8

mistify · September 14th, 2006, 03:37 PM

All this crap is bugging me, I want to see pictures and proof maybe that would finally shut Tom up. I hope the next person he sues for this HAS PROOF. Would Scientology kick him out.. ? I hear they frown upon homosexuality... This guy cannot be untouchable.

Bellatheball · September 14th, 2006, 04:31 PM

I've been waiting for this since Ted C brought it up MONTHS ago! I'm giddy with excitement.

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Originally Posted by mistify

All this crap is bugging me, I want to see pictures and proof maybe that would finally shut Tom up. I hope the next person he sues for this HAS PROOF. Would Scientology kick him out.. ? I hear they frown upon homosexuality... This guy cannot be untouchable.

It's a beautiful double edged sword for them, isn't it? If he is outted, then the Co$ can't say it cures "gayness." (belch) If they kick him out, they admit they can't help everyone. If they keep him, they become a laughing stock simply because he's associated with him. The best thing Thetan Tom can do is come out, come clean about the Co$ and steal whatshisname from Lance Bass. Only then will be be back on top.

LynnieD · September 14th, 2006, 04:39 PM

Cannot wait....cannot.even.wait.

CHRISTMAS COMES EARLY!!

greysfang · September 14th, 2006, 04:43 PM

Well if you read the acual story told by Big Red, they have a scan of the check that Tom's people paid to shut him up. Proof enough for me right there.

mistify · September 14th, 2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Bellatheball

I've been waiting for this since Ted C brought it up MONTHS ago! I'm giddy with excitement.

It's a beautiful double edged sword for them, isn't it? If he is outted, then the Co$ can't say it cures "gayness." (belch) If they kick him out, they admit they can't help everyone. If they keep him, they become a laughing stock simply because he's associated with him. The best thing Thetan Tom can do is come out, come clean about the Co$ and steal whatshisname from Lance Bass. Only then will be be back on top.

I cannot wait either... I am so sick of Tom Cruise.....!!!!!! And that reichen dude is just too hot for alien boy!!!!!!!

ediebrooks · September 14th, 2006, 05:11 PM

I am excited about this Morton book; that is, if it is ever allowed to come out.

Raspberry gashes · September 14th, 2006, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by mistify

All this crap is bugging me, I want to see pictures and proof maybe that would finally shut Tom up. I hope the next person he sues for this HAS PROOF. Would Scientology kick him out.. ? I hear they frown upon homosexuality... This guy cannot be untouchable.

I think his involvement in Scientology is what is keeping his homosexuality secret. I find the whole Scientology thing totally bizarre.

Meanwhile, I read that stuff and ugh... I wont be looking at Tom Cruise the same way again. Not that I didn't already know he was gay.