Jack Nicholson in hospital

buttmunch · September 12th, 2006, 05:44 AM

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September 12, 2006 -- BEST wishes for a speedy recovery to Jack Nicholson. The winner of three Oscars - 12 nominations total - "checked into an L.A.-area hospital for an infection," a reliable source said yesterday. His agent, Sandy Bresler, said: "I do not comment on Jack's personal life." No word on whether Nicholson, 69, will be able to promote "The Departed," the Martin Scorsese mob movie bowing Oct. 6, or whether his health will affect "The Bucket List," due to start filming next month.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix...k_pagesix_.htm

Ok, I know he's a complete pig and as an enlightened woman I shouldn't love him but, what can I say, I do. He just makes me laugh.

ourmaninBusan · September 12th, 2006, 06:32 AM

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The winner of three Oscars ... "checked into an L.A.-area
hospital for an infection," a reliable source said yesterday.

His agent, Sandy Bresler, said: "I do not comment on Jack's personal life."

Am I reading too much into this, or did she just imply that the
infection was venereal in nature? Not all infections are sexual.
What if he came down with collitis or something?

Now we're suspicious.

sputnik · September 12th, 2006, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by buttmunch

[url]Ok, I know he's a complete pig and as an enlightened woman I shouldn't love him but, what can I say, I do. He just makes me laugh.

he's the thinking woman's pig

ScooBeth · September 12th, 2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by sputnik

he's the thinking woman's pig

!!!!LMAO!!!!

Laurent · September 12th, 2006, 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan

Am I reading too much into this,

Maybe . . .

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or did she just imply that the infection was venereal in nature?

but I thought the exact same thing.

buttmunch · September 12th, 2006, 10:07 AM

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he's the thinking woman's pig

You are so right on that one. Who would be the unthinking woman's pig? Collin Farrell (the guy would have to have talent, right?)?

sputnik · September 12th, 2006, 10:08 AM

^^^^
jamie foxx?

crumpet · September 12th, 2006, 10:10 AM

Is infection the new exhaustion?

buttmunch · September 12th, 2006, 10:10 AM

Is he a pig?

greysfang · September 12th, 2006, 10:11 AM

C'mon guys. The guy is getting pretty old. And I'm another one of those women who can't help but love him. He's a pig, but he's totally upfront and honest about it, you gotta give the man props for that.

buttmunch · September 12th, 2006, 10:15 AM

Yeah, why is it we love the pigs that openly admit they are pigs? Maybe, in a strange way, it's respectful to let us know that they'll treat us well for awhile (and give us good orgasms while it lasts) but eventually they'll dump our asses and move on to the next one.

greysfang · September 12th, 2006, 10:18 AM

I'm just saying I'd rather have an honest pig like Farrell, Nicholson or Clooney than a sneak attack...then i can't blame anyone but myself if I get hurt, ya know what I'm saying?

sputnik · September 12th, 2006, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by buttmunch

Is he a pig?

affirmative

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Sojiita · September 12th, 2006, 10:19 AM

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You are so right on that one. Who would be the unthinking woman's pig? Collin Farrell (the guy would have to have talent, right?)?

BLASPHEMY!!!

sputnik · September 12th, 2006, 10:19 AM

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I'm just saying I'd rather have an honest pig like Farrell, Nicholson or Clooney than a sneak attack...then i can't blame anyone but myself if I get hurt, ya know what I'm saying?

i agree. there's nothing wrong with a man whore that's honest and open about it