September 7th, 2006, 09:17 PM
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The end is near: Tori Spelling is pregnant
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As Life & Style reports in its current issue, Tori, 33, and husband Dean McDermott, 39, are ecstatic, says an insider. “She has always wanted kids,” says the insider.
If only Tori’s publicist would have gotten back to us to confirm the happy news! Just today, after the magazine hit stands, her rep issued this nondenial denial: “To my knowledge, there’s nothing to announce!”
That sounds like industry code for “She's pregnant, but I can't tell you that.”
While this is happy news for Tori, there is, of course, a downside: She can’t share her joy with her late father, Aaron Spelling.
Says the insider, “She’s sad Aaron’s not around, but she knows he’s watching from above.”
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Something tells me this couple will be added to the mockery list with Britney and Kevin.
http://lifeandstylemag.com/
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September 7th, 2006, 09:19 PM
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Hell has froze over....
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September 7th, 2006, 09:24 PM
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Poor little baby. As we speak, it is fighting a death match against its mama's ugly genes. Let's all join hands & send it some positive, non-ugly energy.
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No parking baby. No parking on the dance floor.
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September 7th, 2006, 10:49 PM
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Not a smart move for someone who is just now learning how to cope without having MILLIONS at her finger tips.
I mean, how will she ever afford a nanny to raise her child now?!
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September 7th, 2006, 10:54 PM
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...there are no words...
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September 7th, 2006, 11:11 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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I wonder if she'll give the baby a tattoo of her face as well...
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September 7th, 2006, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Lobelia
Poor little baby. As we speak, it is fighting a death match against its mama's ugly genes. Let's all join hands & send it some positive, non-ugly energy.
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Yes, let's all join hands, and pray for baby Spelling. 
  
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September 7th, 2006, 11:28 PM
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I'm running for the hills. Goodbye all. 
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September 7th, 2006, 11:54 PM
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What? Now unattractive people aren't allow to have children??
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September 7th, 2006, 11:55 PM
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Oh lord. Who knows what she will spawn?? Scary.
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September 8th, 2006, 12:03 AM
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What? Now unattractive people aren't allow to have children??
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Sure they are. It's just exceptionally unfortunate when the Fatally Fugly choose to breed.
In this case however, the good news is that a plastic surgeon will be standing by at the birth.
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September 8th, 2006, 10:45 AM
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“She’s sad Aaron’s not around, but she knows he’s watching from above.”
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From below is more like it.
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September 8th, 2006, 10:58 AM
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Her hubby is attractive, so maybe his genes can overcome Tori's.
Tori has had some of the WORST plastic surgery I've ever seen, too.
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September 8th, 2006, 11:00 AM
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And all the Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobics of the world cower in fear.
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September 8th, 2006, 11:08 AM
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someone had sex with it?!
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