September 7th, 2006, 07:16 PM
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Lindsay Lohan robbed at Heathrow Airport
omg 1st Parasite can't get into the most exclusive club in NYC then she gets arrested and now Blohan gets robbed of $1,000,000 =  THE BEST WEEK EVAH! 
http://www.tmz.com/photos/lindsay-gets-robbed/45270/ for photos of the baby crying!
source: http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/
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TMZ has learned that Lindsay Lohan became a grand theft victim at Heathrow Airport in London this afternoon. Scotland Yard tells TMZ a "theft of a bag at Heathrow Airport was reported to police by a 20-year-old woman." Sources say the contents of the missing bag total upwards of $1 million.
They continue to say "it is alleged that as the woman exited the Terminal One building, she noticed that an orange Hermès handbag was missing from her suitcase trolley." The bag, according to police, contained "a quantity of jewelry."
Lindsay's rep, Leslie Sloane, confirms to TMZ the theft occurred and that Lindsay is extremely upset about the loss of personal belongings. "She is begging for the return of the items," Sloane says. "She doesn't care how she gets them back, she just wants her stuff back."
The Hermès Birkin bag that was stolen also contained Lindsay's much needed asthma medication.
Scotland Yard says they are investigating the matter but, as of yet, have no suspects.
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click to enlarge for added laughs!
can I be the first to say that I'm a bit jealous of the thief, and I hope the jewels are never recovered!!
next I hope something terrible happens to Titney! I'm sick of these bitches being a horrendous influence on young impressionable girls!
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September 7th, 2006, 07:35 PM
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the funniest thing about this article to me is "her much-needed asthma medication." why oh why do asthmatics SMOKE?
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September 7th, 2006, 07:40 PM
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Poor Lindsay.. It was probably all borrowed jewelry...
"I'm sick of these bitches being a horrendous influence on young impressionable girls!"
I agree AIW about time they seen for what they really are... girls with too much money.
What has happened this week that has all the pretend princesses are falling from their high towers...??
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September 7th, 2006, 07:44 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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OMG this is SO mean, but these photos make me laugh!!!
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September 7th, 2006, 07:49 PM
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Poor Lindsay. Look at how distraught she is. I feel kind of sorry for her...mphfff!
No, I'm not! Bwahahahahaha!!!
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September 7th, 2006, 07:50 PM
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BWAH! Stupid bitch! If you're carrying $1 mil worth of stuff with you, keep your eyes on it!
People carrying $100 worth of stuff understand that much 
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September 7th, 2006, 07:54 PM
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Penske material!
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It's a good thing she was wearing her beads on a string jewelry.
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September 7th, 2006, 08:03 PM
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its times like these I wish Grimmy were here 
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September 7th, 2006, 08:38 PM
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Stupid bitch. You keep your jewelry in a carry-on that doesn't leave your sight.
I bet she's just stupid enough not to have insurance, either.
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September 7th, 2006, 08:57 PM
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she'll forget she was soooo sad after she has a few bottles of JD and gets f***ed by some stranger. Why wasn't she keeping track of her purse if it contained valuables and her 'much needed' inhaler? Her purse was probably full of drugs, and now she's crying about it. LOSER!!!!
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September 7th, 2006, 09:11 PM
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Lindsay, my poor baby!!! 
A million dollars, is that all? 
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September 7th, 2006, 09:19 PM
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In your face Lindsay!
That's for all the lies you keep saying about 'no implants'. Ha!
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September 7th, 2006, 09:28 PM
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Hit By Ban Bus!
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Ah, yes. The much-needed "asthma" medication. It's probably a big bag of blow.
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September 7th, 2006, 09:29 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by karat
the funniest thing about this article to me is "her much-needed asthma medication." why oh why do asthmatics SMOKE?
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Even funnier that they're outside smoking in the pics (or at least her bf is).
ETA: and if you were carrying a million dollars worth of jewels (which is already a stupid thing to do), WHY would you set the bag down?
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September 7th, 2006, 09:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by karat
the funniest thing about this article to me is "her much-needed asthma medication." why oh why do asthmatics SMOKE?
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Stop making sense. We don't have time for that.
I swear, if I had an expensive bag with a million dollar's worth of content, along with my much-needed medication (hahahahahhaha), it would be attached to my body AT ALL TIMES
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