Kevin Federline sits 8 hours for new Polynesian tribal belt tattoo

vballchica134 · September 4th, 2006, 12:09 AM

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Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline recently spent eight agonising hours having a Polynesian tribal belt tattooed on his back.

The painful tattoo depicts the creation of life and features a fetus in the middle.

Federline says, "It's got the suns and the ocean and then the stars on my shoulders. It follows my wife-beater (vest) line. You can't see it when I'm wearing a wife-beater... It was pretty #$%@ing painful."

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....ight_hour_tatt

SunShine23 · September 4th, 2006, 12:27 AM

this is hilarious. all hes done in his life is spread his seed and now he has a fetus tattooed depicting his only accomplishment

MrsDark · September 4th, 2006, 12:28 AM

Maybe its the Polynesian symbol for 'breeder'.

DevilDoll2025 · September 4th, 2006, 03:04 AM

eww.....he should get himself neutered so he won't pollute the world with anymore of his spawn. I can't believe he spent britneys money as well as a whole work day getting a tattoo, just shows you that he has nothing else to do. He should get off britney and find a real job.

enctpc · September 4th, 2006, 03:08 AM

I can't believe he had 8 hours to spare with all his acting jobs

I can't see the tattoo making him anymore appealing..

Lobelia · September 4th, 2006, 03:09 AM

He's happy that it shows when he wears a wife-beater.

There is nothing more to say.

SammysMom · September 4th, 2006, 04:01 AM

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Federline says, "It's got the suns and the ocean and then the stars on my shoulders. It follows my wife-beater (vest) line. You can't see it when I'm wearing a wife-beater... It was pretty #$%@ing painful."

Hey I know this is petty but dont we, the earth, have one sun and a few oceans?

I wonder if he got it done at Miami Ink

KD · September 4th, 2006, 04:34 AM

So, he can sit for 8 hours for a tattoo but not 30 minutes for a vasectomy? What is wrong with this picture?

aabbcc · September 4th, 2006, 08:09 AM

A bullet to the brain only takes a second ... oh, that can't be an option because he doesn't have a brain.

cheray · September 4th, 2006, 08:22 AM

And a wasted bullet. Hey no, only joking. I feel sorry for the poor dude. I think he is a flagellator anyway. Stands up in front of a small crowd and makes a fool of himself and suffers the humiliation of defeat. Sits for a full working day getting a drawing permanently inked on his skanky little body. How painful was that? Should get himself one of those whips to hit himself with.

Palermo · September 4th, 2006, 01:29 PM

I know people will argue with me, but what the hell does he have to do with Polynesian tribes? This kind of thing drives me mad. All it is is a symbol of his stupidity.

mistify · September 4th, 2006, 01:38 PM

CSI used to be my favorite show,,, until i read K-fed (what a stupid name) was going to be on it WTF???

SammysMom · September 6th, 2006, 01:44 AM

Holy Heck Batman!!! Mistify when and which CSI? I want to make sure I dont watch it.

UndercoverGator · September 6th, 2006, 06:45 AM

I hope some of those Polynesian symbols spell out "I'm A Douchbag" just like all those idiots getting Chinese lettering that actually means insulting shit. Interesting he calls his style of shirts "wifebeaters" so cavalierly, someone needs to beat him.

Air Quotes · September 6th, 2006, 11:50 AM

Wait, he did nothing for 8 hours? God I hope they took frequent breaks. That kind of stress can't be easy on him.