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Old September 1st, 2006, 11:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default National Enquirer gets first look at baby Suri pics

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The National Enquirer has gotten the first look at Baby Suri!

The ENQUIRER viewed photographs of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes newborn. The baby has a mop of dark hair and strongly resembles Katie. No resemblance to Tom is immediately apparent.

Suri has Katie's nose and eyes but her most distinguishing feature is a head full of dark brown hair. The hair is straight with no curls and extremely thick. In fact, she has so much hair it is combed behind her ears and well down the back of her neck!

She has tiny heart-shaped lips and short eyelashes with round cheeks.

The ENQUIRER is the first media outlet to see baby Suri and can report that Vanity Fair's upcoming photo feature contains pictures of the baby sleeping while nestled against Tom's neck and shoulder as he sleeps. Another photo shows her laying in bed with Tom and Katie, smiling as Tom plays with her and Katie has a wide grin.

In yet another photo, the baby is being held up outdoors, wearing a white short-sleeved dress. Her skin tone strongly resembles Katie's.

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63674
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Old September 1st, 2006, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Surprise -- the baby doesn't look like Tom! They'll probably get her plastic surgery early on to correct that "deficiency."
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 01:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Not surprised at all the baby doesn't look like Tom..
Can't wait to see the photos of Suri for myself..
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 02:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The photos sound really lame!

Excuse me while I fetch my puke bucket.
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 02:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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No resemblance to Tom is immediately apparent.



It's just so unsubtle the way everyone is pretty much openly saying they don't buy that this kid is his.
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 02:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Suri has Katie's nose and eyes but her most distinguishing feature is a head full of dark brown hair. The hair is straight with no curls and extremely thick. In fact, she has so much hair it is combed behind her ears and well down the back of her neck!
Im getting an image of the child being like 2 yrs old or something with hair that long. Wonder if she got hair extentions
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 02:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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My mind is still not at ease, I'm still getting a mental picture of the anti-christ
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SSHHHH there there Tiggle you dont have to look if you dont want to HEHEHE
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 03:18 AM   #9 (permalink)
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The hair thing doesn't mean much. My younger one had more hair than his father when he was born. We had to give him a haircut at two months because it was so long. But they are pretty much saying that this is soooo not ThetinTomThumb's kid.
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 05:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
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SHOCKING news!
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 06:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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SSHHHH there there Tiggle you dont have to look if you dont want to HEHEHE
It's gonna be like a trainwreck...you don't want to look...but you have to...
you just have to...
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 06:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So, the tabloid was presented with A child that they were told is Suri. Can't believe that, of all things, a tabloid can be so gullible (sp).
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 06:36 AM   #13 (permalink)
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The National Enquirer has gotten the first look at Baby Suri!

I thought Vanity Fair got the first look? And the head of VF, who approves all photos before publication, wasn't even allowed to look at the spread.

People need to get their fucking lies straight.

Absolutely everything that is being circulated about this stupid farce is just a load of shit.
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Old September 2nd, 2006, 08:13 AM   #14 (permalink)
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It's about time. I guess the wounds on the head from the horn removal healed incredibly well.
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