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Old August 31st, 2006, 06:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Kevin Federline and Britney Spears cry over his bad performance

x 1,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE was devastated by the poor reviews he received for his rap performance at the Teen Choice Awards, but the gig ended up landing him a role on the hit show CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION.

Federline reportedly put on a brave face after the scathing reviews came in after his 20 August (06) performance, but friends say the rapper was hit hard by the criticism.

A source tells American publication Us Weekly, "He was actually crying."

The next day at the couple's Malibu, California home the source says Britney "also cried for him...She didn't leave him alone all day."


There was one good thing to come out of the debacle - CSI writer DUSTIN ABRAHAM saw the show and loved Federline's performance, which inspired him to write a character for Federline into the show.

The former back-up dancer will guest star in October (06) as the leader of a violent gang.

Abraham explains, "He has this cockiness and confidence that I like. But I told him...he needs to be the guy that you hate. It's the perfect role."

Federline has already finished shooting his spot and Abraham says, "There wasn't a lot of acting - more beating (people up). I thought he was awesome!"
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Old August 31st, 2006, 06:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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But the jackass is STILL failing UPWARDS. He got a job on CSI! He's fucking crying?? He outta be dancing in the streets. What an asshole.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 06:43 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I don't like him.

I hope he cried hard.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 06:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Even after is terrible performance he is still able to get work... is there no way of getting rid of him??
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Old August 31st, 2006, 07:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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BRITNEY SPEARS' husband KEVIN FEDERLINE was devastated by the poor reviews he received for his crap performance at the Teen Choice Awards

Fixed that for ya.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 07:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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It was SO bad. I really was keeping an open mind, but it was just terrible.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 08:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I don't like him.

I hope he cried hard.
Yeah, me too. I want the kind of blubbering that results in his face being red, blotchy and streaked with mucus.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 09:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I hope he farts and slips a disk in his back.
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Old August 31st, 2006, 10:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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BWAHAHA!!! Maybe i'm sadistic, but i LOVE hearing that: A) K-Fed is well-aware of the scathing reviews his "debacle" of a performance received, and B) That he is CRYING about it! I feel the same sense of glee that i feel over Parisite's album flopping...These two talentless arrogant meatheads have been boasting for the past year about how mind-blowingly awesome their music was gonna be...And i love to see arrogant smug idiots get a well-deserved reality check!
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Even after is terrible performance he is still able to get work... is there no way of getting rid of him??
He may have gotten work, but this is how the CSI exec described K-Fed's presence on the show:
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K-Fed may have gotten work, but even the guy that gave him the work (seemingly the only person who saw something positive in that cringe-inducing performance) is even actually slamming him! K-Fed is a joke.
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Abraham explains, "He has this cockiness and confidence that I like. But I told him...he needs to be the guy that you hate. It's the perfect role."
That is just too hilarious. What a great backhanded slap.
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Old September 1st, 2006, 07:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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CSI will no doubt murder him in their plot. Ratings will soar.
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Old September 1st, 2006, 07:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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didn't the jackass read the tabloids?!?!!?!?!
Of course not. He is illiterate.
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Old September 1st, 2006, 09:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I just watched the 'performance' for the first time on YouTube. What the hell was that? To those who said 'Vanilla Ice reincarnate' - WORD!
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CSI will no doubt murder him in their plot. Ratings will soar.
I would watch to see K-fed getting murdered.
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I just watched the 'performance' for the first time on YouTube. What the hell was that? To those who said 'Vanilla Ice reincarnate' - WORD!
I watched it on YouTube, too, but i couldn't even get through the whole thing! Even as much as i LOATHE K-Fed, even I was cringeing & wincing in embarassment for him....but still laughing my ass off at the same time, cuz that *performance* was so bad, it should go down in history books at the most ludicrous, hilariously god-AWFUL performance in the history of performances.

And "Vanilla Ice reincarnate"? I think you're giving K-Fed WAY too much credit! As much as an untalented joke Vanilla Ice was, even he has more talent in his little toe than K-Fed will ever possess! Watching arrogant self-described *serious rapper* K-Fed's potential career (not that i ever actually thought he'd really achieve a real music career) self-destruct in front of my very eyes was priceless!

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That's what i'm hoping, Luna! Now THAT would be entertaining & would be the only thing that would make watching K-Fed on TV worthwhile.
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