August 30th, 2006, 10:11 PM
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Paris Hilton says mom turned her off blowjobs
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PARIS HILTON refused to perform fellatio on boyfriends until she was 19, after her mother told her the sex act would leave her with facial craters. The sexy blonde first gave oral sex to ex-boyfriend RICK SALOMON, the cad who turned the couple's sex tape into porn hit ONE NIGHT IN PARIS. Until then she was convinced the very act would leave her deformed - thanks to a frightening warning served up by her mother KATHY HILTON. Hilton tells Blender magazine, "My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.' "I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."
http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf...llatio_1006706
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August 30th, 2006, 10:32 PM
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Sure honey. Sure.
WTF? Whose mother talks to them about BJs? Any did anyone tell Cameron this before she ruined her face. Damn, think of how she could have been saved.
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August 30th, 2006, 10:34 PM
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This is absolutely hilarious!
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The sexy blonde first gave oral sex to ex-boyfriend RICK SALOMON, the cad who turned the couple's sex tape into porn hit ONE NIGHT IN PARIS.
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I hate to admit this, but I saw her video, and she sucked...literally.
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Until then she was convinced the very act would leave her deformed - thanks to a frightening warning served up by her mother KATHY HILTON. Hilton tells Blender magazine, "My mom told me that you get those holes in your face, craters... from giving blow jobs. "I totally believed her. She's like, 'It's from sucking.' I'm like, 'Ewwww!' "I told my boyfriend - he's like, 'Why don't you ever do that?' I'm like, 'Because my mom told me you get these craters.' And he's like, 'Paris, you're 19. You're allowed to do this.'
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Well, duh! He wanted you to give him head, Paris. 
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"I've only done that (fellatio) with maybe three people in my life."
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Right. And she also claimed she had sex with only two people in her life. 
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August 30th, 2006, 11:24 PM
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which coincidentally was all captured on videotape
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August 30th, 2006, 11:38 PM
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Yes. That is exectly what I would tell my daughter - "Penis is evil, it will make many crater in face"
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August 31st, 2006, 01:58 AM
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Yuck! Yuck! Yuck! Dammit, why did I even open this thread? I knew it'd be disgusting!!!!
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August 31st, 2006, 02:28 AM
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I remember having long heart-to-hearts with my mother on the ins and outs, so to speak, of blow jobs -- NOT!!!
Last edited by pacific breeze : September 1st, 2006 at 01:15 AM.
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August 31st, 2006, 03:22 AM
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She does look deformed, shouldn't have given any blow jobs Paris.
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August 31st, 2006, 04:56 AM
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Why is she even telling us all about this??  She needs to keep some things to herself and I don't believe that she has only done it three times...
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August 31st, 2006, 04:58 AM
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^No, i dont believe that anymore than i believe this SLUT has only slept with 2 guys.
If it wasn't for her pussy, no one would really know who the hell she is.
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August 31st, 2006, 05:34 AM
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August 31st, 2006, 05:49 AM
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I thought blow jobs were good for your skin and face...working out all those muscles can't be bad for you.
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August 31st, 2006, 09:08 AM
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Well, she did look like she had no clue what she was doing. It's a miracle that dude didn't fall asleep when she sucked his dick...
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August 31st, 2006, 09:09 AM
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that was a shit sex tape, paris cant do anything.
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August 31st, 2006, 10:29 AM
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like anyone would believe her. who talks about things like that with their MOTHER?
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