August 29th, 2006, 10:38 AM
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David Hasselhoff is refusing to allow his recent divorce get him down - he already has plans to find a new "chick." Hasselhoff divorced from his wife of 16 years, Pamela Back, last month. But now the 54-year-old is searching for his ideal partner, and she must be clever.
He says, "I'm coming to England in September and I want to find myself a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who's really intelligent. I saw this girl recently who must have stepped out of the office during her lunch break and was wearing work clothes and glasses, and I thought to myself, 'That's what I want, a chick who's career-orientated.'"
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....at_he_wants_in_
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August 29th, 2006, 10:42 AM
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Hey, I'm career oriented!! But I want a guy with a brain and class. 
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August 29th, 2006, 11:02 AM
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I'm respectfully withdrawing my name from contention...
This dude is a pisser...
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August 29th, 2006, 11:33 AM
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OK, what man his age still uses the word 'chick'? In fact, does anyone over the age of 15 use that word? I might have to hassle the Hoff over this one.
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August 29th, 2006, 11:37 AM
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Oh my GAWD. I may vomit just thinking about it.
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August 29th, 2006, 08:30 PM
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Career oriented and doesn't mind if you're a raging alcoholic asshole
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August 29th, 2006, 08:45 PM
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Any career-"orientated chick" would run a million miles from this sexist, alkie jerk.
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August 30th, 2006, 03:16 AM
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the hoff..no thx!!
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August 30th, 2006, 03:18 AM
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I sure am glad Im married. Just think there are more of "Hasselhoff types" out there. Didnt TLC do a song about men like that called "Scrubs"?
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August 30th, 2006, 03:47 PM
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"I'm coming to England in September and I want to find myself a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who's really intelligent.
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Then you'll never find her because she will have smartly avoided you.
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August 30th, 2006, 06:26 PM
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He says, "I'm coming to England in September and I want to find myself a beautiful girlfriend. But I don't want some dumb blonde. I'd like a woman who's really intelligent but is blind, has no musical taste and likes men who pose with shar pei puppies."
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August 31st, 2006, 11:44 AM
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Then you'll never find her because she will have smartly avoided you.
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hehe, totally!!
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