August 22nd, 2006, 02:36 PM
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Living with a Hollywood icon has turned DEMI MOORE's husband ASHTON KUTCHER into a walking accessory. The 28-year-old has to coordinate his entire wardrobe around what Moore is wearing, so the pair don't clash - and he confesses he feels like a handbag Kutcher says,"If she wears black, so do you," Matching isn't her job. It's yours. You're the purse." "I'll go, 'So you're wearing brown? Then I know I've got to either got for a brown or a khaki suit. You could go navy, too."
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http://contactmusic.com/news.nsf/art...essory_1006028
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August 22nd, 2006, 02:38 PM
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I bet he carries his testicles around in a purse too.
One that doesn't clash.
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August 22nd, 2006, 03:11 PM
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It's amazing how it took so long for him to figure it out.
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August 23rd, 2006, 04:37 PM
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Kutcher say something we don't already know
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August 23rd, 2006, 04:48 PM
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You're just now figuring that out, Ash? A bit slow on the uptake aren't we?
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August 23rd, 2006, 05:30 PM
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"The 28-year-old has to coordinate his entire wardrobe around what Moore is wearing"
Was this a part of the marriage vows??? What a wuss he should go out in something that totally clashes and see what happens 
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August 23rd, 2006, 06:04 PM
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Cough *pussy* cough.
That's nice Ashton.
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August 23rd, 2006, 06:19 PM
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I love a man that knows his place. LOL. I mean really though, what else could he do? He can't really act. He has it made.
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:19 PM
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A walking accessory?? More like a walking douchebag...these two C-List celeb's should slip away into oblivion
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:24 PM
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Well, Demi, polka dots are big this year ... 
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:25 PM
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Give me a *uck*ng break. The day my man coordinates his outfit to mine is the day I will wonder about his manhood.
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August 23rd, 2006, 07:43 PM
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Ashton just won the Captain Obvious award!
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August 23rd, 2006, 08:06 PM
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Is he done hanging out with Puffy? I thought he went thru a "dressing up fine"
stage. Maybe he's back to tee shirts and jeans. He has to be kept in check ya know. 
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August 23rd, 2006, 08:35 PM
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Do fish have boogers?
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I bet Bruce Willis goes in to seizures just fighting the urge to slap him.
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August 24th, 2006, 08:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SVZ
I bet Bruce Willis goes in to seizures just fighting the urge to slap him.
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wouldn't we all if we had to deal with him on any level in person?!?
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