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    August 21, 2006 -- OSAMA bin Laden has more on his mind than just the destruction of the United States - the world's most wanted terrorist is obsessed with Whitney Houston, so much so that he's even mulled a hit on her hubby, Bobby Brown.
    Kola Boof, 37, the Sudanese poet and novelist who claims to have once been bin Laden's sex slave, writes in her autobiography, "Diary of a Lost Girl," which is excerpted in the September Harper's: "He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen."

    Boof - who wrote for the soap opera "The Days of Our Lives" until she was axed last month - continues, "He said that he had a paramount desire for [Houston] and although he claimed music was evil, he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting."

    Boof says bin Laden couldn't stop talking about his favorite singer and had lofty plans for her. "He said he wanted to give [her] a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum. He explained to me that to possess Whitney, he would be willing to break his color rule and make her one of his wives."

    But bin Laden's murderous side also emerged in his fantasies about the pop superstar. "[He would say] how beautiful she is," Boof claims, "what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband - Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have womens' husbands killed.

    "In his briefcase, I would come across photographs of the Star [magazine], as well as copies of Playboy. It would soon come to the point where I was sick of hearing Whitney Houston's name," Boof writes.

    But as much as bin Laden adored Houston, he was also dismissive of black women. "African women are only good for a man's lower pleasures," bin Laden supposedly said. "What need do you have for a womb?"

    And Boof writes that the 9/11 terror mastermind detested her hairstyle. "Why do you wear your hair braided?" he fumed, telling her that "only monkeys" did that.

    This is the funniest thing I've read all day!

    Seriously-this woman writes for soap operas and this sounds...well like a soap opera. A very very bad soap opera.which is probrably why she was axed.

    Besides-would Osama be willing to dig a doodie out of her ass? We know Bobby will!

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    LOL...don't think I've EVER seen a monkey with braided hair.

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    Osama the racist?

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    No wonder poor Whitney is on crack!

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    I wouldn't be mad at him for taking Bobby out.

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    Maybe we could work out some kind of trade? Or maybe just give him Whitney flat out no questions asked.

    I can't imagine how hard she'd sweat over there in the desert, since she sweats like she just stole something in air conditioning.

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    What a fucking hypocrite!! Music is evil, but Whitney is best looking woman he's ever seen?? FUCK YOU Osama! You can't have that crazy, crack head. She's all ours dammit!

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    I highly doubt this is true. I doubt that Osama bin Laden would have a sex slave--he is very religious, & I do not think that he would have sex w/ a woman who is not one of his wives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elise View Post
    I highly doubt this is true. I doubt that Osama bin Laden would have a sex slave--he is very religious, & I do not think that he would have sex w/ a woman who is not one of his wives.
    Right...we all know what a fine upstanding man Osama is..very religious..murders thousands and is an affront to his religion but it sooooo religious that he would not fuck some woman he was not married to. were you on crack when you posted Elise?
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LynnieD View Post
    What a fucking hypocrite!! Music is evil, but Whitney is best looking woman he's ever seen?? FUCK YOU Osama! You can't have that crazy, crack head. She's all ours dammit!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Sojiita View Post
    Right...we all know what a fine upstanding man Osama is..very religious..murders thousands and is an affront to his religion but it sooooo religious that he would not fuck some woman he was not married to. were you on crack when you posted Elise?
    OMg, I was about to ask the same thing. Elsie, were you just being funny??

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    ^^ yay red X
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    If I was Whitney i'd be very, very afraid.

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