Andy Dick stays crazy at William Shatner comedy Roast

AliceInWonderland · August 15th, 2006, 01:09 PM

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KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

Dick's face-licking frenzy began after Oswalt made a crack about the scraggly star's rollerskate-licking turn in Jessica Simpson's video, "A Public Affair." Dick retaliated by unleashing his tongue on Oswalt's face before turning it on Fawcett, Fisher and "Star Trek" actress Nichelle Nichols during the taping at the Radford CBS Studio in Studio City, Calif.

Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.

"Baby please," Dick repeated six times. "Put in something nice," he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.

"They're so mean," he ranted. "I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please."

Dick, who performed his roast routine dressed in full Trekkie regalia, said that he downed two vodka cranberries to give him the courage to talk to fellow roaster Fawcett - of whom he said, "I'm going to [bleep] the [bleep] out of. Put that in Page 6, 7 and 8, that's how big my [bleep] is."

Explaining to Stadtmiller why he urinated in front of her, Dick said, "You know why I don't close the door? Because then people think I'm doing drugs, and I want you to know I'm just normal."

And why did Dick go on his licking spree? "I was doing it because I was desperately trying to tie the show together like a fisherman with tuna, and you're a little piece of fresh tuna," Dick told Stadtmiller. "But thanks for asking. Do you want me to lick your face now?"

No, Stadtmiller said - "but he can pay for that tetanus shot," she told us. Dick's camp had no comment.

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

hahhahaha I love him! He's so crazy

remember when he went crazy after he his "best friend" Rick James died!?!

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Andy Dick's Best Friend is Dead

Page Six let us into the vida loca of Andy Dick:

" TV comic Andy Dick went on a randy rampage at Suede early yesterday that ended after he burst into tears over the death of his friend Rick James and was thrown out of the Chelsea club by 'Little Shop of Horrors' star Joey Fatone. Dick ... tried to kiss any man or woman he bumped into, including 'Austin Powers' actor Seth Green, rolled around on the men's room floor, and asked clubgoers if they had cocaine."

"The vodka and cranberry-swilling comic then barricaded himself in Suede's dishwashing room and began sobbing uncontrollably about James, who died last week, reports an eyewitness who witnessed the meltdown. 'My best friend is dead!' Dick wailed. 'He's gone! He's dead! You don't understand! All my best friends die!'"

"Dick then handed a dishwasher a stack of $100 bills so he could 'live in the room.'"

"When Fatone — whom Dick taunted as 'Fat One' — and Suede owner Eytan Sugarman tried to coax him to leave, Dick said, 'You don't want to push me around, because I'm perfectly capable of doing this' — and punched an unidentified friend standing next to him in the face."

"Finally, Fatone, the former *NSYNC member who co-hosts a Tuesday night party at Suede with promoter Brandon Marcel, dragged the blubbering Dick outside with the help of Sugarman and loaded him into a cab in front of a crowd that included Green, Mets outfielder Cliff Floyd and MTV veejay Vanessa Minnillo. Green was overheard sputtering, 'That guy tried to kiss me,' as Dick was hauled past him."

"But Dick's rowdy romp wasn't over yet."

"The former 'News Radio' star, who has battled drug and alcohol abuse in the past, headed downtown to Plan B on Avenue B and promptly commenced smooching and slapping the people inside."

"'He was obviously obliterated,' Plan B co-owner Josh Boyd told us. 'He jumped on the back of Jason Battle, my co-owner, and kept trying to kiss him. Then he started getting violent and bitch-slapping people."

"'We finally quarantined him and put him in a separate room. But then he slipped outside and skipped out on his $300 bar tab. The last anyone saw of him, he was rolling around the street on Avenue B.'"

Goodbye Courtney, you're yesterday's news, the new freak of the week is Andy Dick. God bless him.
http://ronmwangaguhunga.blogspot.com...dead-shes.html

mmmmm Cocaine, Vodka Cranberries and Andy's big Dick! GOOD TIIIMES!!!

Mel1973 · August 15th, 2006, 01:52 PM

this guy needs some serious help. he just really lost it when Phil Hartman died and things have obviously not gotten better for him...

Grimmlok · August 15th, 2006, 04:00 PM

ROFL omg, i would have PAYED to have seen all that! AHAHAHAHAHA

He'll be dead within 2 years of a coke binge

LynnieD · August 15th, 2006, 04:18 PM

Thought he was clean?? Didn't last long.

Too bad....

Grope For Luna · August 15th, 2006, 05:20 PM

I'm shocked he didn't make any jokes about Shatner drowning his wife.

AliceInWonderland · August 15th, 2006, 05:21 PM

^ hahahaha yeah really!

video of part of the tongue-licking-coke-binge-freakfest~
http://www.mollygood.com/celebrities...s-20060815.php

Sojiita · August 15th, 2006, 05:28 PM

He is going to end up like that Strickland guy he was running around with-found dead in some seedy motel room.

AliceInWonderland · August 15th, 2006, 05:50 PM

^ yeah apparantly that upset him too; i guess not enough though; he must have super-human powers against hardcore drugs and booze killing him just like Courtney Love who seems to be a living-breathing toxic waste dump! They should mate and create a super cyborg invincible to any drug/booze combos!
I think their offspring would look something like this:

for a girl.
and this:

for a boy.

AliceInWonderland · August 15th, 2006, 05:52 PM

^ yeah apparantly that death upset him too (they were supposedly partying together all that weekend in Vegas and Andy was the last to see him alive); i guess not enough though; he must have super-human powers against hardcore drugs and booze killing him just like Courtney Love who seems to be a living-breathing toxic waste dump! They should mate and create a super cyborg invincible to any drug/booze combos!
I think their offspring would look something like this:

for a girl.
and this:

for a boy.

dakodas · August 20th, 2006, 08:38 PM

I am watching it at 10. Carrie Fisher at least understands being out of hand and coked up...

GoldDust77 · August 21st, 2006, 10:30 AM

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Andy Dick went bonkers

Yikes, he sure did! That dude has got to get off drugs & alcohol before he ends up like his "dead best friends" Chris Farley, Rick James, and David Strickland. (RIP all 3 of you.

) Having lost my 3 best friends too (in a drunk-driving car crash

), and having gone through drug addiction myself too, i can actually sympathize with that wacko Andy Dick. BUT he's GOT TO PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER. He's crossed the line FAR TOO MANY times.