Jordan (Katie Price): surprised to find her proper bra size

moomies · August 15th, 2006, 03:19 AM

Jordan's Big Boob

It seems Jordan has made something of a boob with regard to the size of her famous breasts.
And as a result, the model has been squashing herself into the wrong-sized bra.
Jordan was under the impression that her (let's not beat around the bush here) enormous bosoms were just a DD cup.
When, in fact, they are a size G.
She was recently measured up and was, for some bizarre reason, shocked to find out how big she really is.
She said: "I know I've got big boobs but I never realised they were that big.
"It just shows you how a good-fitting bra makes all the difference - and I didn't even need to get another boob job.
"Now I've got support and I look and feel great."
The 28-year-old has just signed a multi-million pound deal with underwear firm Panache to design bras for large-chested girls.

source:
http://www.ananova.com/entertainment...=entertainment

zorbeet · August 15th, 2006, 05:51 AM

The poor slob that fitted her bra deserves merit pay.

leapinglilies · August 15th, 2006, 07:56 AM

what a friggin' moron! >.< she's too stupid to handle the responsibility of BOOBS for christ's sake!! that's it. take 'em away from her... she's just gonna hurt herself...

GoldDust77 · August 15th, 2006, 11:04 AM

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Jordan (Katie Price): surprised to find her proper bra size

Good lord, WHO CARES??!!!?

These celebrities think we care about their most mundane sh*t???

Bellatheball · August 15th, 2006, 11:06 AM

Maybe she should listen to Oprah. Doesn't she always do some bra show?

Voodoo Child · August 15th, 2006, 05:23 PM

Well that's very nice for her. She obviously just learnt a few more letters in the alphabet. Seriously who friggen cares!

Daphne · August 15th, 2006, 06:04 PM

I said this months ago. I knew she wasn't anywhere near a DD. She bypassed those letters quite awhile ago.

cheray · August 15th, 2006, 07:07 PM

Jordan should put out a new line in bras and call them the" Over Shoulder Boulder Holders " by Jordan, expert in bra's and their contents.

Raspberry gashes · August 15th, 2006, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by moomies

"Now I've got support and I look and feel great."

Ahaha, yeah, thats what she thinks. Her and maybe that greasy husband of hers.

pacific breeze · August 15th, 2006, 11:58 PM

I'm so relieved to learn that she thinks she looks great. The world is a better, safer place now.

Raspberry gashes · August 16th, 2006, 12:06 AM

The bitch needs a mirror. She seems to be an insecure woman; thats why she looks the way she looks; fake everything. Another Victoria Beckham. i bet she's unrecognizable without all the shit on her face.

GoldFingers · August 16th, 2006, 03:27 AM

I am sorry but I did have to chuckle at this article. Correct me if I am wrong but this 'woman' has had multiple breast augmentations which I assume must have been performed by some kind of proficient surgeon. So I find it difficult to comprehend how she would not know her own suitable bra size.

This poor excuse for a woman is purely a promiscuous, attention-seeking hussy whose talent I actually struggle to distinguish. As far as I can see, she contributes nothing worthwhile to the general public. In fact, if anything she is more of an impediment, and I for one, find it worrying that she is, in some cases, considered some sort of role model.

I have a 7 year old daughter and I would certainly not permit her to occupy her time having anything to do with such a wasteful piece of garbage. And God forbid if she ever requested to dress or even act like her. I think I would just shrivel up and die!