Kid Rock didn't dump his girlfriend before marrying Pamela Anderson

[teforde23]

STUNNING model Jill Gulseth was devastated when her boyfriend married former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson last weekend.

For bad-boy singer Kid Rock never even had the guts to tell his lover she was dumped.

But jilted Jill says Pammie is in for an even a bigger letdown— because the rock star is a flop idol in bed. She doubts he'll measure up to Pam's previous hubby Tommy "T-bone" Lee who put in a star performance in their famous honeymoon home video. For Kid is less of a T-bone and more a minute steak, according to the 22-year-old brunette.

"If it's nights of wild sex she's after then she's married the wrong man," she said.

Jill, who only found out about the wedding when she saw Pammie and 45-year-old Kid on TV news, revealed they'd been together just days before he jetted to France and met up with his old flame Pam.

"The last time I saw him we clung to each other as we kissed and said goodbye," she said.

"Little did I know it would be the last kiss we ever shared and just days later I'd turn on my television and find out that he was getting married.

"I couldn't believe the gentle man I loved could be so cruel.

"In fact, I used to wish he had a bit more of his badboy persona when he was with me.

"I just hope that Pamela knows what she's getting. Everyone knows just how amazing Tommy is in bed. Well, Kid ain't. Kid Flop would be a better name for him."

Jill, pictured below, met Kid—real name Robert Ritchie—after he played a concert in New York in March this year. "Right from the start he was a total gentleman," she said.

"He wouldn't dream of letting me pay for anything, and throughout our relationship he'd think nothing of flying me to see him on his private jet wherever he was.

"He never once forced himself on me and we only made love when I was ready. Now I know Kid was probably too shy to even make the first move. One night he did surprise me, though, when he took me to his studio to play music and watch videos and we ended up making love on the mixing desk.

"We started kissing and suddenly he unleashed his wild side.

Electric

"We tore each other's clothes off and made love there and then as he pressed me against the buttons on the desk.

"It was electric. I just wished there were more nights like that.

"You'd never think that a man who gets married on a boat in St Tropez to a bride dressed in a bikini could be so boring in the bedroom, but he was. And even though we'd often take showers together he was always too shy to try to have sex with me under the water."

For three months Jill and Kid jetted between her home in New York and his in Detroit to spend time together.

So when the couple said goodbye at the end of June, Jill had no reason to believe their relationship was anything other than rock solid.

They chatted on the phone for hours on end during the next couple of days.

But then Kid's calls stopped and only a text message from him warned of the nightmare to come. It said simply: "I'm so sorry it is my fault." Tearful Jill said: "A couple of days later I turned on the television and it said on the news that he was back with Pamela.

"I was heartbroken, wondering how this man I had invested so much love and time with could be so cruel.

"He'd never shown me anything but love and kindness and I just couldn't understand how he could humiliate me and treat me with such a lack of respect.

"He'd never even spoken about Pamela when we were together and I had no reason to ever think he still had feelings for her."

The pair had dated for two years, but split in 2003 and she was even rumoured to be seeing Tommy again.

Then last Saturday, after bumping into each other in France, the couple tied the knot in a lavish spur-of-the-moment wedding, with Pamela dressed in a skimpy swimsuit on board a yacht.

It is not the first time she has wed in surprise circumstances.

In February 1995 she married Motley Crüe drummer Tommy, after knowing him for only 96 hours. They went on to have sons Brandon and Dylan.

Jill said: "I hope Kid and Pamela will be happy so something good can come out of this terrible situation.

"Maybe if I'd known what was going on I could have tried to fight for him but by the time I found out it was too late."
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This goes with what I suspected all along. This is a publicity stunt by pam to revive her sagging career. BTW is Kid really?

[sputnik]

not a kid rock fan at all but if he was so bad in bed, why did she stay with him and why is she bitching that he didn't even end things before marrying pam? you'd think she'd be happy and looking for a better replacement...

[wakeupinBOSTON]

i dont think a slut like Pam would marry someone who wasnt good in bed

[Icepik]

This woman is an idiot of great proportions. Why is she warning Pam about Kid Rock's bedroom abilities - Pam's already had him, remember??

Secondly, she insults the man then says if she had known earlier, she could have fought for him - make up your mind, whacko

Third off; just because a man has a big dick (Tommy) doesn't mean he knows how to use it. I've seen the Tommy/Pam video - I wasnt jealous of anything Pam got, in fact, I felt like taking a shower afterwards

[MrsDark]

Originally Posted by sputnik

not a kid rock fan at all but if he was so bad in bed, why did she stay with him and why is she bitching that he didn't even end things before marrying pam? you'd think she'd be happy and looking for a better replacement...

Thank you! My thoughts exactly! Why don't women realize what jackasses something like this makes them look like?

[Seapharris7]

Originally Posted by Icepik

This woman is an idiot of great proportions. Why is she warning Pam about Kid Rock's bedroom abilities - Pam's already had him, remember??

Secondly, she insults the man then says if she had known earlier, she could have fought for him - make up your mind, whacko

Third off; just because a man has a big dick (Tommy) doesn't mean he knows how to use it. I've seen the Tommy/Pam video - I wasnt jealous of anything Pam got, in fact, I felt like taking a shower afterwards

LMAOF!!!

Exactly! I am sure all it took was for Pam to give Kid a call and he hopped on the next plain. As for Tommy, ok, so you can make my stomach hurt?

[Bellatheball]

I wonder if she understands the word "contridiction?"

[Elisa]

Originally Posted by sputnik

not a kid rock fan at all but if he was so bad in bed, why did she stay with him and why is she bitching that he didn't even end things before marrying pam? you'd think she'd be happy and looking for a better replacement...

I thought the same thing and I also thought if he was so bad, why would Pam go back to him? Surely she slept with him a couple times a day the first time around.

The woman is contradictory because it's quite evident she still wants him. She's just trying desparately to keep her pride and dignity intact.

[LynnieD]

Having viewed the Pam/Tommy video numerous times, I for one, don't think Pam enjoyed sex with Tommy AT ALL. It was alllllll about him.....
So, this chick is obviously really reaching here. Bitter much?

[japangherl]

This girl to me sounds like she just wants more attention. She didn't have to go into detail about her 'making love' in the recording studio.

And is Kid Rock really 45??!!

[ediebrooks]

Sounds like the relationship meant more to the ex-girlfriend than it did to Kid Rock. To him it it was probably just a hook-up. The girl makes herself look bad by whining about being dumped.

[pacific breeze]

Originally Posted by Icepik

This woman is an idiot of great proportions. Why is she warning Pam about Kid Rock's bedroom abilities - Pam's already had him, remember??

Secondly, she insults the man then says if she had known earlier, she could have fought for him - make up your mind, whacko

Third off; just because a man has a big dick (Tommy) doesn't mean he knows how to use it. I've seen the Tommy/Pam video - I wasnt jealous of anything Pam got, in fact, I felt like taking a shower afterwards

No kidding. Classic sour grapes. Pam and Kid deserve one another.

[Icepik]

Originally Posted by japangherl

This girl to me sounds like she just wants more attention. She didn't have to go into detail about her 'making love' in the recording studio.

And is Kid Rock really 45??!!

I have to admit, his being 45 threw me for a loop, too. I would have thought he was in his mid 30's somewhere.


Edit to add: Nope...looked it up... he's not 45, he's 35 AND really tall ...lol

Name: Kid Rock
Birth Name: Robert James Ritchie
Height: 6' 5"
Sex: M
Nationality: American
Birth Date: January 17, 1971
Birth Place: Romeo, Michigan, USA
Profession: actor, musician
Husband/Wife: Pamela Anderson (actress; engaged April 11, 2002; broke up June 2003; engaged again July 18, 2006; married July 29, 2006 in St. Tropez, France)
Relationship: Kelley South Russell (autoworker)
Sister: Jill Ritchie (actress)
Son: Robert James Ritchie Jr. (born June 14, 1993; mother: Kelley South Russell)
Claim to fame: Double-platinum album Devil Without a Cause (1998)

[cheray]

When you are really into a guy, his performance and parts are quite acceptable. No need for a ruler at all.. But when things turn sour, and the misery starts, the worse it gets, the smaller his dick gets. Some guys just end up with a button where their penis used to be.