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    Lindsay's friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problem," says Dina Lohan. "I'm like the mom of these kids in the business!"

    In addition to being universal mother and philosopher, Momma Lohan has just announced plans to develop her own talk show.

    "I love to talk," Dina tells NY-based journalist David Caplan. "I have a talk show in the works. I would host it and co-produce it. It's a good heartwarming show. It's nothing trashy. We're not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that. But it's a girl-empowered, woman show. I would only do something that would help other people, because that's just who I am and how I was raised. I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn't live it - you need someone who lives it."

    Oh, and Dina has lived it, honey!!

    And, it wouldn't be very Lohan of her to not pick a fight with some bitch or ho.

    This time, the subject of Dina's wrath: Star Jones.

    "Some of these people are clueless about these kids in the business," Dina says. "Even Star Jones said something about Lindsay that was derogatory a while back. My mother called me and said, 'I couldn't believe she said that!' The difference with me, is that I'm actually there with them. I certainly wouldn't say something to hurt a child. I think it was the way [Star] carried herself. Star thought she was Barbara [Walters] and she's not. You got to earn that right!

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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    What the fuck? Dina Lohan is a stupid pimp, that's all.

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    Lindsay's friends call me 'The White Oprah' because they all come to me with their problem," says Dina Lohan. "I'm like the mom of these kids in the business!"
    What an idiot. She's the last person these kids should go to for advice. Look at how her daughter turned out. Good parenting there.

    In addition to being universal mother and philosopher, Momma Lohan has just announced plans to develop her own talk show.
    Heh. They'll let any idiot have a show.


    "Some of these people are clueless about these kids in the business," Dina says. "Even Star Jones said something about Lindsay that was derogatory a while back. My mother called me and said, 'I couldn't believe she said that!' The difference with me, is that I'm actually there with them. I certainly wouldn't say something to hurt a child. I think it was the way [Star] carried herself. Star thought she was Barbara [Walters] and she's not. You got to earn that right!
    And you have?! Oprah, you AIN'T darlin'.
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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    How many people would actually want to watch this woman's talk show? Got a thought for you Dina, try being a parent. Not a pimp a parent.
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    Now that I've picked my jaw up............

    What makes this woman any sort of authority? She's got the most screwed up kid in Hollywood right now. Let's see....she couldn't keep her marriage together, can't keep her kid together, can't even keep herself together..Yeah - great potential there to be the next Oprah!

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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    she's advises linds & her friends how to ruin their careers so she can be the star
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ View Post
    Dina Lohan is a stupid pimp, that's all.
    totally agree
    she'll be cancelled soon tho i'd bet

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    I would never ever watch this show. I would watch stupid Tyra Banks show before this show.

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    OMG what an ignorant old whore.
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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    Who is this woman, who cares!

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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    Maybe she can advise her audience on how to pimp out their daughters.

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    Default Re: Dina Lohan says she's the white Oprah

    I like Lindsay, but I think I hate her mom. This is the first time I've read anything about the maternal unit (I can't say "mother" because she's too interested in being a friend rather than a parent.) She's a lazy ho, and it's easier to be a friend than a parent. Friends don't have to set an example or be a positive role model, but a parent does. So, yeah, she's a lazy ho. And I think I hate her.

    Lindsay, your mom's a dumb ho. BEWARE!!!

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    I've read plenty of stories about her stumbling around at the same parties her daughter is at, drinking and snorting powder and dressed about the same. It's no wonder she finally dumped the dad once they got a little bit of dough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    I've read plenty of stories about her stumbling around at the same parties her daughter is at, drinking and snorting powder and dressed about the same. It's no wonder she finally dumped the dad once they got a little bit of dough.
    EXACTLY. Even though I am sure her father is a screw-up, what kind of a woman stays with that for so long? One that usually isnt that innocent herself!

    And Linsday only stands up for her mother and stays with her for 2 reasons:

    1. Lesser of 2 Evils
    2. And this mother apparently doesnt care about her partying all night because she's doing it herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
    OMG what an ignorant old whore.
    Couldn't have said that better. Fucking idiot.

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