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    Default Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline an American Express Centurion card

    My Life. My Card. My PopoZao.

    Posted Aug 10th 2006 6:30PM by TMZ Staff
    Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Britney and Kevin

    Kevin Federline is one lucky boy -- his wife Britney Spears has reportedly given him an American Express Centurion card, the mysterious "black" card that has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.

    AmEx has enlisted some of Hollywood's top talents -- Robert De Niro, M. Night Shyamalan, and Ellen DeGeneres, among others -- to hawk their products as part of the "My Life. My Card." campaign. Who better to join that illustrious roster than the ultimate aspiring-rapper himself?

    Here's what we think K-Fed's spot might look like

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    http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/10/my-lif...rd-my-popozao/

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Smartest thing she has ever done.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Quote Originally Posted by moomies View Post
    has no spending limit and can be used to buy, literally, anything.
    Theres the life, right there.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Why is she so fucking stupid?

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    I think she really is stupid and can't help herself.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Oh, to be Kevin! What a charmed life he must lead! But I just remembered, I don't want to be disgusting pile of sleaze, so I will go back to my uncharmed life.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Too bad his local dealer isn't going to be allowing him to charge up his blunts, yo! He'll still have to scratch up the cash to get high.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    one fat doobie - $20.00
    a stained up wife beater - $5.00
    a pair of skid-marked boxers - $2.00
    a pair of baggy greasy jeans - $50.00
    marrying the stupidest bitch on the face of this earth - priceless
    Kill him.
    Kill her.
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    I was watching that The Fabulous Life of show on VH1 and it was so pathetic; 'What Kevin wants, kevin gets. Britney likes to spoil him, and he likes to hit on the staff in their house under her very nose. She really IS an idiot.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Quote Originally Posted by Mel1973 View Post
    one fat doobie - $20.00
    a stained up wife beater - $5.00
    a pair of skid-marked boxers - $2.00
    a pair of baggy greasy jeans - $50.00
    marrying the stupidest bitch on the face of this earth - priceless
    the stupidest wealthy bitch on earth
    Don't slap me, cause I'm not in the mood!

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    With K-fed, I wonder how long she WILL be wealthy??
    I'm not quite drunk enough to really care, but is this her violation of her violation of her violation of her violation of probation or her violation of her violation of her violation of her probation????? ~MontanaMama on LL's latest arrest.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline an American Express Centurion card

    Doesn't anybody else see that card being a complete photoshop job?
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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline American Express Centurion card

    Quote Originally Posted by aabbcc View Post
    Why is she so fucking stupid?
    She's been dickmatized. KFed must be packing some serious heat.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline an American Express Centurion card

    The card comes in the ad, and someone took the picture from it. But I bet she made the application for her hubby to have it.

    Never is too late to make a change.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears gives Kevin Federline an American Express Centurion card

    ok
    dickmatized is my new favorite word

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