August 9th, 2006, 12:54 PM
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Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
Lohan Takes Shooting Lessons For Iraq Trip
By WENN
Aug 9, 2006
Lindsay Lohan is taking gun-handling lessons so she can feel supremely confident when she visits Us troops in Iraq.
The flame-haired actress is secretly planning a trip to entertain the troops in the Middle East with Us Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton - and she's likely to arm herself.
She says, "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range... and I'm going to start taking shooting lessons.
"He says if I'm going to go there (Iraq) I should really know how to shoot."
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21233138.shtml
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August 9th, 2006, 12:57 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
How can she be secretly planning a trip if we know she's planning a trip and who she's going with?
She seems to be very proud of herself for doing this, like she expects us to praise her. Other celebrities perform for the troups without telling the media about every little detail and do it out of kindness instead of for attention.
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August 9th, 2006, 02:16 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
Lesson 1 -
hold gun in hand
face a mirror
aim at your head
shoot and hope it riccochettes (sp?) back at you
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August 10th, 2006, 01:20 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
She says, "My security guard is going to take me to a gun range... and hopefully he'll use her for target practice.
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August 10th, 2006, 01:23 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
Hohan with a gun in her hand terrifies me for some reason.
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August 10th, 2006, 01:24 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
it'll probably just be a vibrator that gets her off everytime she pulls the trigger... fire....crotch or is it ready,aim,firecrotch...
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August 10th, 2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
She's gonna entertain the troops alright.
sucky sucky no dolla
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August 10th, 2006, 07:02 PM
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Re: Lindsay Lohan to take shooting lessons
Maybe she will shoot herself in the foot, oh wait, she's been doing that for years now.
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