Toy maker in Japan makes Paris Hilton Hello Kitty

[moomies]

Last updated: Tuesday, August 8, 2006
PARIS SAYS MEOW

Paris Hilton has been turned into cat.

The blonde star has been transformed from super-slim hotel heiress into a "Hello Kitty" doll by Japanese toy makers.

The soft doll depicts Paris as a white cat and has her trademark blonde hair. The doll is dressed in a pink coat, the "Simple Life" star’s favorite color, and even comes complete with a tiny Chihuahua dog, which looks like Paris’ former pet pooch Tinkerbell.

A whole range of accessories are available for the Hello Kitty doll as well, including handbags, a black "hoodie" and a bow for her hair.

However, eager fans hoping to get their hands on the unique toy will be disappointed as the doll is only available in Japan – for now.

It isn’t just "Hello Kitty" who have been inspired to turn Paris into a doll.

It was recently revealed that adult entertainment company Pipedream Products has created a Paris Hilton sex doll.

Other female celebrity likenesses available in the company’s Super Star Blow Up Dolls, include Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez.

source:
http://news.celebritywonder.com/2006...Says_Meow.html

see the Paris Hilton Hello Kitty here
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0...lo_kittie.html

[PaperDoll]

good lord, why would anyone buy such garbage?

[twitchy]

http://www.tmz.com/2006/08/07/only-i...n-hello-hilton
Just when you thought Paris Hilton mania couldn't get any bigger, Sanrio, the folks behind Hello Kitty, have taken it to another level. They have created a signature Hello Kitty figure with a Paris Hilton look. Sorry folks, it's only available in Japan.



Gallery of the Absurd version:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.co...se_paris_.html
The following announcement is written in Engrish:
Sanrio gracefully announce in a recently a Paris Hilton version of Hello Kitty doll. Only available in Japan. Makes the hoards of U.S. Paris Hilton fans filled with sadness and regret...until now. Gallery of Absurdly make Paris Hilton Doll for American fans today because your heart are thirsting for wishness to be like Paris. She realistically created with dress pulled up to show scary parts underneath when dancing in nightclub or showing offness to paparazzi of camera. Plincess Paris comes with two friends: Crabby and Tinklebell. Tinklebell pup having sadness because she used as fashion accessory instead of like other dogs. Her wishness is to frolicsome in breezy meadow with refresh, but Paris not let her. Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine. Paris like to shamelessly show Crabby off and one sees photos of him all over internet if one should look closely with braveness. Wishness of careful feeling of satisfaction beauty? Please buy doll after acknowledgement of scornful. Your dreams come true in spirit of happy vapid.
Illustration created using design concepts inspired by Japanese product packaging and design principles of "Engrish".

[Beeyotch]

Oh my. So funny because it's true, esp. the Crabby part. Love the wonky eye.

They should send this over to Japan and see if they still like the actual Paris Hilton Hello Kitty version.

[Dorahacky]

^^^^

[DevilDoll2025]

They forgot to add paris' other friend, who also lives under her dress: herpes

[twitchy]

Herpes sold separately.

[DitaPage*]

at the bad eye! haha.
I wish she would move out of La and take permanent residency in Japan. Or a pit in the ground, either one.

[moomies]

Umm nooo, plz don't corrupt Jappers with Paris any more than they already are

[KD]

Actually, Matel in the USA is also making this, but it will be called "Hello Pussy" instead of "Hello Kitty." They are also making one of Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears, each sold seperately.

[Lorelei]

That Crabby and Tinkerbell one is too funny!!