Woody Allen's ex au pair slams Colin Farrell's lovemaking skills

moomies · August 7th, 2006, 11:55 PM

Allen's Au Pair Slams Farrell's Lovemaking

By WENN| Sunday, August 06, 2006

HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood heartthrob Colin Farrell has been lambasted by Woody Allen's former au pair--for being such a disappointment in bed.

French siren Angelique Jerome and the Miami Vice star hooked up just hours before his London premiere of the cop drama on the set of Allen's new movie, starring Farrell and Ewan McGregor.

However, despite the 24-year-old brunette's delight at being singled out by the actor with an invitation to his hotel, Jerome has slammed his lovemaking as overrated and his bad-boy image as a myth.

She says, "He must have told me I was beautiful eight times. I like bad boys. But he was too nice. He kept telling me how beautiful I was and I thought, 'just shut up.'

"He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.

"Maybe he has lots of women because he's not that good in bed. Maybe they don't want to stay."

source:
http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3540413

SammysMom · August 8th, 2006, 12:25 AM

MMMMM Ouchy that's gotta hurt

Mel1973 · August 8th, 2006, 09:36 AM

methinks she doth protest too much. and "flattered by an invite to his hotel room"? what a ho, what a ho....or what a hole, what hole - maybe that's why she was disappointed??

DitaPage* · August 8th, 2006, 10:29 AM

Did'nt someone else say this week that he has a small dick?
Now this.
Wild as mickey mouse- thats hilarious.

burnt_toast · August 8th, 2006, 11:06 AM

Perhaps she has forgotten that she plays a part in sex as well. Gotta' be honest, if I had him all to myself - I certainly wouldn't lay there and expect him to perform. Wonder if she's ever had good sex - maybe the problem isn't him, maybe she's just a bad lay

heather.rn · August 8th, 2006, 11:09 AM

Hmmm. I'm not gonna have an opinion on this until I experience it 1st hand. Colin... call me

Karistiona · August 8th, 2006, 01:49 PM

So trashy, this kind of thing. Maybe she got more from the papers for saying he was bad in bed, rather than saying he was good?

KD · August 8th, 2006, 02:47 PM

Wasn't this already posted and hashed out? Anyway, OUCH.

xoxo · August 8th, 2006, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cloud

Perhaps she has forgotten that she plays a part in sex as well. Gotta' be honest, if I had him all to myself - I certainly wouldn't lay there and expect him to perform. Wonder if she's ever had good sex - maybe the problem isn't him, maybe she's just a bad lay

agree
it takes two..