August 6th, 2006, 08:12 PM
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Woody Allen's French au pair, Angelique Jerome, claims to have had sex with Colin Farrell 3 times. According to Angelique he sucks in bed. She met him on the set of Woody's new film in London which Colin is starring in. Yes they did it 3 times, but it added up to about 10-minutes total.
She said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.
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"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.
"Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep."
Angie goes on and on to say how they met and how hot his body is. The most interesting thing is that they didn't use protection. You know the poor girl has something now. Dumb ass bitch. I wondered why she wasn't like wowed by Colin's skills. Compared to Woody he's probably a tiger. And you know she had to hit it with Woody.
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Sorry Soj.....
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August 6th, 2006, 08:15 PM
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I never saw his famous sex video - does his dick make an appearance it in?
If he was as bad as she said, why would she have sex another two times?? Obviously, he used her and dumped her sorry ass and this is her way of getting back at him.
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August 6th, 2006, 08:22 PM
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Aww, I don't care, I still think he's cute.
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August 6th, 2006, 09:32 PM
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She is full of shit. I HAD(  ) the video and still have some of the screen shots of it and he is pretty large(not gigantic but large)..probably above average. She is a liar and an idiot for not using protection!
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August 6th, 2006, 09:35 PM
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^^^^^ ohhhhhh flouncy flouncy 
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August 6th, 2006, 09:45 PM
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August 6th, 2006, 10:49 PM
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10 mins? Wow that is 10 minutes more than I am getting so shutup bitch!
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August 6th, 2006, 10:59 PM
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I've seen the borefest as well, and his dick is no bigger than 7 inches.
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August 6th, 2006, 11:00 PM
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Half a baquette beats a cocktail wienie any day of the week.
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August 6th, 2006, 11:48 PM
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I dont understand why people say shit like this. Who cares, and how pathetic are you!
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August 6th, 2006, 11:52 PM
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I've seen the borefest as well, and his dick is no bigger than 7 inches.
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Average is 5.5 to 6 inches! hello! *I hate all you bitches!.. * 
*I swear I am going to go out this next weekend and find a Colin look alike and go to town!!!!..er..downtown.er...well anywhere I can go dammit!lol*
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Reason: to say some more shit
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August 7th, 2006, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Voodoo Child
10 mins? Wow that is 10 minutes more than I am getting so shutup bitch!
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*snort*
And BS on the article!
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August 7th, 2006, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Icepik
I never saw his famous sex video - does his dick make an appearance it in?
If he was as bad as she said, why would she have sex another two times?? Obviously, he used her and dumped her sorry ass and this is her way of getting back at him.
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his dick looked totally fine imo! that woman is talking total bs. she's just trying to get some press!
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August 7th, 2006, 10:18 AM
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Half a baquette beats a cocktail wienie any day of the week.
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yup.
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August 8th, 2006, 03:22 PM
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yup.
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Hmmm , according to Wikipedia, a standard baguette is up to 1 meter long (a little over 3 feet); so, if he only has 1/2 a baguette, wouldn't that make him about 18 inches...? 
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