August 5th, 2006, 03:48 PM
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Michael Taught Janet About The Birds And The Bees.
Superstar JANET JACKSON was taught the facts of life by her older brother MICHAEL JACKSON.
The singer turned to Michael for an explanation after walking in on their parents JOE and KATHERINE having sex.
She says, "I didn't know what I was watching. My brother and I were very close at that time, so he was the one who told me".
http://femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/M...es.-11043.html
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August 5th, 2006, 03:54 PM
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I thought he was so traumatized by sex because he saw his faher having sex with sister [not JANET]
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August 5th, 2006, 04:02 PM
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MIchael Jackson has never had sex with a woman. How would he have known what was going on? LMAO
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August 5th, 2006, 04:22 PM
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^ ROFL! 
Eww. Anything regarding MJ and sex is truly frightening.
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August 5th, 2006, 04:44 PM
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I don't believe for a minute that he taught her about sex. She's not a little boy.
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August 5th, 2006, 06:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheAntiParis
I thought he was so traumatized by sex because he saw his faher having sex with sister [not JANET]
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ive never heard that. their dad had sex with a sister?!!!!!!1
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August 5th, 2006, 07:00 PM
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Sex and Michael Jackson are two things that I don't like in a sentence together.
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August 5th, 2006, 07:02 PM
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Yeah, I bet he did teach her but not verbally.
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August 5th, 2006, 07:09 PM
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Disgusting. Guess he started teaching his sex ed classes early on.
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August 5th, 2006, 08:22 PM
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thats just disgusting!!! the words sex and Michael Jackson should never be used in the same sentence together...ever. Its just revolting... 
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August 5th, 2006, 08:26 PM
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MJ is one sexy cat.
That's all I have to say about that.
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August 5th, 2006, 08:33 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lobelia
MJ is one sexy cat.
That's all I have to say about that.
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If you think MJ is one sexy cat/
then you need to end your life/
with a great big splat!/
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August 5th, 2006, 08:35 PM
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^^Good one. I'll help push. Crap any of the Jackson's having sex is enough to scare me sleepless.
Let alone thinking of MJ explaining the act to his sister.
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August 5th, 2006, 08:36 PM
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Yes I think he's a sexy cat
Suicide? I'm afraid o'dat
But I'd like to take a big old bat
And bop you right on top o'yo hat
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August 5th, 2006, 09:14 PM
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... and look where it got her: in bed with jermaine dupree
poor manet
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