A pregnant Britney Spears follows Kevin Federline around club

teforde23 · August 1st, 2006, 08:08 PM

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* A very pregnant Britney Spears made not one, but two appearances at Las Vegas' Pure nightclub Saturday night. The seven-months-pregnant pop mistress first appeared at the club around 12:30, to congratulate hubby K-Fed as he celebrated the wrap of his music video, "Lose Control." The pair canoodled before Britney snuck away an hour later. With his bride gone, Federline made a beeline for the Jack Daniel's and Patron Silver. With liquid courage running through his veins, Kevin jumped into the deejay booth and yelled an ode to his sugar mama: "I got the hottest girl in the game wearing my ring." As he headed out a little after 3 a.m., in waddled Britney again, in what appeared to be her pajamas. Brit sipped orange juice and perched on the VIP bed. When she realized Kevin wasn't coming back, she hightailed it out of there as fast as her pregnant paunch would carry her …http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-370441c.html

UndercoverGator · August 1st, 2006, 08:55 PM

"pregnant paunch" and "VIP bed"??!?!? So I knew she was knocked up again but unaware that nightclubs sported beds. When did this development happen? Damn, that makes me feel old.

AKAMissy · August 1st, 2006, 09:00 PM

Guess Britney's still supporting her man. Pathetic. When will she wise up?

macabre · August 1st, 2006, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by AKAMissy

Guess Britney's still supporting her man. Pathetic. When will she wise up?

When Kevin drops her like a hot potato in favor of a richer, skinner skank.

moomies · August 1st, 2006, 10:22 PM

I want Paris Hilton and Kevvy to hook up, seems like a good match.

Zee · August 1st, 2006, 10:29 PM

Let's hope there are not any photos of the event. Paris and Kfed are a great combination. As long as they do not reproduce.

macabre · August 1st, 2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by zorbeet

Let's hope there are not any photos of the event. Paris and Kfed are a great combination. As long as they do not reproduce.

LMAO imagine the nose on that unfortunate child.

UndercoverGator · August 1st, 2006, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by zorbeet

Let's hope there are not any photos of the event. Paris and Kfed are a great combination. As long as they do not reproduce.

I find it very hard to believe that Paris would ever do anything as unselfish as have a kid but this is KFed, home of the super stoner sperm we're talking about so who knows what would happen if that gruesome twosome happened.

Zee · August 1st, 2006, 10:36 PM

Hadn't thought of the nose. The man whore meets his female match. It's almost worthy of Godzilla.

ArroganceSells · August 1st, 2006, 11:08 PM

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"I got the hottest girl in the game wearing my ring."

That's funny, because didn't she say she bought her own ring?

enctpc · August 2nd, 2006, 03:14 AM

"I got the hottest girl in the game..."

What game is she in??

SammysMom · August 2nd, 2006, 03:20 AM

Pin the tail on the donkey ^^^^

Undercover I didnt know clubs had beds let alone VIP beds either. Damn what happened to just bar stools and tables. HEHEHEHE

enctpc · August 2nd, 2006, 03:34 AM

I suppose donkey would be right for Kfed.. he such an ass

KD · August 2nd, 2006, 03:40 AM

It sounds kinda sweet for these two.

GoldDust77 · August 2nd, 2006, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by enctpc

"I got the hottest girl in the game..."

What game is she in??

K-Fed is such a JOKE. He is trying SO HARD to be a rapper, that here he is copying a line from a Jay-Z song basically word-for-word. Jay says in a song about his girl Beyonce, "I got the hottest girl in the game wearing my chain." The reference to "The game" is referring to the Rap Music Industry/Lifestyle. Who the f*ck does this trashy, gold-digging, smelly, TALENTLESS loser think he is??!!?? Quoting/copying Jay-Z who is one of the best rappers ever?!? HAHAHAHA!

GO AWAY you loser K-Fed, you are making a FOOL of yourself, trying so hard to come across as a real rapper. He is a pathetic joke.

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That's funny, because didn't she say she bought her own ring?

BWAHAHA! That's right; she did!

So K-Fed should have amended his (Jay-Z copying) statement to say, "I got the hottest girl in the game wearing a ring that she bought for herself!". Or, to amend it even further in the interest of truthfulness & accuracy being present in the statement at issue, K-Fed should have said, "I got the skankiest, zittiest, dumbest, most uncouth, classless, talentless, redneck fool in California wearing a ring that she bought for herself!"