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  1. July 28th, 2006, 02:44 AM #1
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    Van Halen Teams Up with Porn Director

    Legendary guitarist Eddie Van Halen has signed a deal to supply two original songs for the soundtrack to director Michael Ninn's latest porn project.

    The guitarist is the first famous rock star to record new material especially for an adult movie, and his new tunes, "Rise" and "Catherine," will be featured in the film, "Sacred Sin," reports Page Six.

    Van Halen is not concerned about being criticized for promoting pornography: "I'm working with a friend -- very simple. I like his work.

    "Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual."

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  2. July 28th, 2006, 03:11 AM #2
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    Boom-chica-wow-wow. Um, OK.
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    Oh so classy!
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    Default Re: Eddie Van Halen to write songs for porn films

    I can see what he's been doing with his time since the divorce and it ain't pretty. Lots of lonely nights of hand lotion, tissues, porn and jerking off.
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  5. July 28th, 2006, 07:27 AM #5
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    Need cash that bad eh Eddie?? K...
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  6. July 28th, 2006, 07:42 AM #6
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    Default Re: Eddie Van Halen to write songs for porn films

    Well, somebody's gotta do it. *shrug*
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  7. July 28th, 2006, 08:11 AM #7
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    Anything to stay in the spotlight obviously!
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    Default Re: Eddie Van Halen to write songs for porn films

    How can you tell if you're a washed up has been? Anyone know??????
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  9. July 28th, 2006, 01:00 PM #9
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    Is this all the work he can get these days? It's a shame how things
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  10. July 28th, 2006, 01:01 PM #10
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    That is a shame. How many people take in the sound track of a porno?

    Um, none.
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    Quote Originally Posted by UndercoverGator
    I can see what he's been doing with his time since the divorce and it ain't pretty. Lots of lonely nights of hand lotion, tissues, porn and jerking off.
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  12. July 28th, 2006, 08:46 PM #12
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    Default Re: Eddie Van Halen to write songs for porn films

    Quote Originally Posted by KD
    Boom-chica-wow-wow. Um, OK.
    LMAO
    This is the wierdest thing I've heard all day. Whatever man. Maybe he's just a big porn fan? Maybe that's why Valerie left him. He looks like utter crap these days, like a perv who holes up in the house boozin and smokin and "boom chica-wow-wow"! LMAO

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    Yep. Val got out just in time.
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    Default Re: Eddie Van Halen to write songs for porn films

    Quote Originally Posted by zorbeet
    That is a shame. How many people take in the sound track of a porno?

    Um, none.
    LOL that's what I was thinking
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