Joe is just creepy.
And what girl next door image? I dont look at chestica and think that at all.
Jessica Simpson Keeps Her 'Girl Next Door' Image Thanx To Mom
By Staff
Jul 27, 2006
Jessica Simpson's mom reportedly stopped her from posing for a racy photo shoot to maintain her girl next door image. The singer-turned-actress, who is now divorced from ex-husband Nick Lachey, recently posed for America's OK! magazine but her mum was unhappy with the publication's plans for the shoot. Jessica's father and manager Joe Simpson was happy with the idea of Jessica lying on a bed in her underwear while a male model buttoned his shirt on the bed behind her. But mum Tina thought it projected a bad image of her 26-year-old daughter.
A source at the shoot claims Tina was shouting: "Time out! Hold it. Nope, this isn't going to work."
The source added to OK! magazine: "Tina dug in her heels and said there was no way she'd allow Jess to appear in the layout the way it was designed. She said the pose was too risqué and made Jessica look slutty. Joe was perplexed."
Jessica's parents had a heated discussion about the photo shoot, with Tina allegedly telling her husband: "Trust me, I'm her mother. This isn't the image we want."
It seems Tina has only recently had a change of heart regarding her daughters flashing their flesh and behaving provocatively.
Jessica famously appeared in the posters for the 'Dukes of Hazard' movie in a plunging cropped top and tiny hotpants, while, her 21-year-old sister Ashlee was recently unveiled as the new face of Victoria's Secret underwear.
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/or...21230667.shtml
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Joe is just creepy.
And what girl next door image? I dont look at chestica and think that at all.
Ummmmm....EW!!! He's living vicariously through the male model. That's just gross.Originally Posted by moomies
You were lucky to have me. But you know what? I think I already got the best part of you. And she's standing right out there. I don't know... what's left just doesn't look so good anymore. Hope Floats
Actually it's the male model living vicariously through PAPA JOE. The male model is just acting for the shoot, PAPAJOE actually gets to do this at home.Originally Posted by Goose
She's 26 for cripes sake. What's the point anymore
She can't appear on a bed by a boy but she can rub herself in a bikini on a car while splashing herself with water or swallowing an ice cream cone whole.
Jessica doesn't have a girl next door image anymore. She's the chick with the rack and oversized lips. If she wasn't trying to flaunt her shit she would be gone by now.
It appauls me that Papa Joe was a Minister.
The whole family is efd right up.
When will she start to think for herself? Is she so unintelligent that she can't make a single decision on her own?
Last edited by Lakesweetjane; July 27th, 2006 at 11:52 AM.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
thank you! I don't think I'd take the whole damn family along for a photo shoot anyway. It's supposed to be a career/job not a frigging family reunion! Plus, I just don't see my mom telling me that she isn't going to allow me to do anything at 26! Grow up Jessica, Cut the cord Tina and put your dick back in your pants Joe!Originally Posted by teforde23
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
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Joe is a sleeze bag. Can you say "Registered Sex Offender?" I wouldn't let him anywhere near my kids.
I'm going to start refusing my husband for sex, so that I can maintain my virginitymaintain her girl next door image
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Girl next door? Not unless you live next to a whorehouse.
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Now, in that movie (the girl next door), didn't Elisha Cuthbert play a porn star??
They're both proud drunks, they're both proud sluts and they're both proud wearers of thirsty weaves. They both probably think that the other one is swallowing up the entire world's supply of vodka, peen and yellow weaves. Michael K (re Brandi & Chelsea)
┌П┐(•_•)┌П┐twitchy molests my signature!
Okay, someone please help out a German girl: do all girls next door in America have breast implants and horrible lip jobs? And suddenly, I feel sorry for the US...![]()
Why are we not surprised?Jessica's father and manager Joe Simpson was happy with the idea of Jessica lying on a bed in her underwear while a male model buttoned his shirt on the bed behind her.
This is just EWWW on so many levels. Raise your hand if you'd let your Dad be part of a photoshoot such as this one or speak about your breasts to your adoring public. And did anybody ever really fall for that "girl next door' crap. Not me!
In my heart of hearts, I still believe Nick wanted the hell out of this family and who could blame him? They're creepy all the way around.
Nick is way too normal for them.
Subconsciously, Papa Joe wants to bang his daughter...there is no doubt about it. Nick never had a chance...
He is nothing but a pimp! Whoring his daughter out for money!
So you hate your job? There's a support group for that....It's called EVERYBODY and they meet at the bar.
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