Anne Heche is no longer crazy

Miss Brown · July 22nd, 2006, 11:04 AM

Anne Heche's Press Tour Personality Declares Actress Sane

TV Week's TCA blog attended the press conference for Men In Trees, a show on ABC's fall schedule starring Anne Heche as a relationship guru who swears off men, only to find herself stranded in Alaska and surrounded by the incorrigible critters! (We give it six weeks.) One brave TV critic soldier gingerly broached the subject of Heche's tinfoil-hat-wearing past: He started gently, asking for a "status report" on how Ms. Heche was "doing." "It seems like you're totally ... ," he paused, searching for the most respectful word. "Sane?" Heche suggested. "Sane," he confirmed, with more than a little relief that Heche herself had said it. "I'll let myself speak for myself," she said confidently. "Obviously I'm sitting up here with a group of incredible people. While the wording may seem unusual, rest assured that for Heche, allowing "herself to speak for herself" comes only after having made great strides in the sanity department. As recently as the Seven Days and Seven Nights press junket, for example, the actress would respond to every question by insisting on having "her people" speak for her; then, following a series of bizarre tongue clicks and eye rolls, she'd begin to channel the raspy, smoker's tones of "Linda," the highly protective "publicist" who lived inside her head. defamer

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UndercoverGator · July 22nd, 2006, 11:07 AM

Wonder if drugs were involved in her former weirdness? Didn't know penis was the new portable prozac.

Cleopatra · July 22nd, 2006, 11:29 AM

I wonder what happened to Celestia? (Wasn't that the alien Anne said she was? or did the Alien talk to her? something like that.)

LynnieD · July 22nd, 2006, 01:39 PM

She was way more interesting when she was wondering around half naked and completely fucked outta her mind...

Zee · July 22nd, 2006, 02:47 PM

If the show really sucks, maybe she will channel Celestia again. Nothing says ratings boost like a tin foil hat.

Look for Star Jones with a jiffy pop pan on her head.

pacific breeze · July 22nd, 2006, 02:59 PM

Cleopatra · July 22nd, 2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by zorbeet

If the show really sucks, maybe she will channel Celestia again. Nothing says ratings boost like a tin foil hat.

Look for Star Jones with a jiffy pop pan on her head.

I expect it from Star as soon as she realizes her hubby is gay.

KD · July 22nd, 2006, 03:17 PM

She's still a nutter.

JordanJames · July 22nd, 2006, 05:10 PM

Its nice to see Anne quietly return to form. The last couple of years she's done some really good TV movies some broadway. She was in the movie Birth with Nicole Kidman. I hope Anne's new show is a success. People forget that before Ellen she already was an Emmy winning actress.

WickedHo · July 22nd, 2006, 05:22 PM

Anne Heche is fucked up. Always was, always will be.

buttmunch · July 22nd, 2006, 05:39 PM

I read the title of the thread and I just don't believe it. She's fucking nuts.

AliceInWonderland · July 22nd, 2006, 06:46 PM

stupid bitch used Ellen to gain fame; then dumped her and broke her poor heart! I hate the druggie ugly snatch Anne fuckin' Heche!

Sunrider · July 23rd, 2006, 01:08 PM

Was she abused by her father? That would explain a lot I think.

MrsDark · July 23rd, 2006, 01:19 PM

That's too bad. I'm going to miss Celestia. She was entertaining.

AgentOrange · July 23rd, 2006, 04:44 PM

Anyone read her book, "Call Me Crazy"? It was a strange read, and I couldn't help wondering how much of it was made up. She claims that her father sexually abused her, then she claims he was gay.

Read between the lines, as she makes a play for one older powerful person after another, though to hear her tell it, she's looking for a father figure, and not a stepping stone.

As for drugs, it wouldn't surprise me if a significant dose of crystal meth lead to her snap. I do have another theory however. one that is darker and more sinister. Perhaps she was the victim of "Hollywood Voodoo". She pissed off many powerful people. Steve Martin left his wife, and bought a house that he was to share with Heche. Then she dropped him for Ellen. Martin's life was in a shambles. Infact the Heather Graham character in "Bowfinger" is based on Heche.

Once with Ellen, she talks her into buying the same house she was to share with Martin. In her self serving book, she describes it as coincidence. Oh come on and come off it.

So with teh likes of martin and jilted Ellen cheesed off with her, not to mention a horde of others, who knows? Maybe the bad vibes caught up with her. Hollywooders are known for dabbling in the occult.