Britney Spears Writes Tribute To Tigers

[twitchy]

Either she's a lot deeper than we ever suspected or someone's hacked her website.





07/20/06

http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....bute_to_tigers

Britney Spears Writes Tribute To Tigers

Britney Spears has found a new love – tigers. The singer has posted a bizarre tribute to the endangered big cats on her official website, in which she says she shares the same “love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure” as the ferocious animals. Britney, who is married to Kevin Federline, strangely admits she is “mesmerised” by the predators in her peculiar prose.
She writes: “In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life. I’m mesmerised by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them.
“They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”
Surprisingly, the 24-year-old star even quotes William Blake’s classic poem The Tiger before beginning her piece.
The extract reads: “Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?”
The random entry ends with a photograph of a tiger staring straight ahead.

[Goose]

Whaaa?????

I do believe Brit's PR people are back at work.

[Laurent]

She writes: “In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life. I’m mesmerised by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them.

I can absolutely believe she wrote that. It's positively retarded.

[equallydivided]

Originally Posted by twitchy

She writes: “In some ways, people are a lot like animals. We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life. I’m mesmerised by tigers. Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them.



Surprisingly, the 24-year-old star even quotes William Blake’s classic poem The Tiger before beginning her piece.
The extract reads: “Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?”
The random entry ends with a photograph of a tiger staring straight ahead.

They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze. A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”

Survival? Tell that to the antelope who was his dinner.....

Hmmm, BritBrit knows how to google? Cut/Paste? Wow!

Besides, she isn't talking about the animal. She has a secret crush on Tiger Woods.....

I can tell you what they are thinking.......'Is that what I want for dinner?'

[hotmommy]

Maybe she'll go on a life-changing, find yourself, fix-my-life safari to find these amazing creatures and get eaten!
just a thought.

[LynnieD]

The depth of her stupidity is absolutely baffling.

[Lakesweetjane]

Brit continues to amaze me. She never learns. She was never loved for her mind and every time she speaks or writes its a nightmare. Won't someone stop her from further embarassing herself!

[Lobelia]

I looked up "mysteriousness" on dictionary.com, and to my surprise, it was listed. Regardless, a literate person probably would probably use the word "mystery" instead. She's such a tard, poor thing.

Originally Posted by LynnieD

The depth of her stupidity is absolutely baffling.

It's baffling, because it's an unchartered depth, that goes beyond mankind's ability to measure.

[darksithbunny]

What's even worse is that there are people out there who would think this dribble is good!

[Grimmlok]

All the animals *i* know are just obsessed with adventure. It's way more important, than say...FOOD.

[greysfang]

Originally Posted by Lobelia

I looked up "mysteriousness" on dictionary.com, and to my surprise, it was listed. Regardless, a literate person probably would probably use the word "mystery" instead. She's such a tard, poor thing.



It's baffling, because it's an unchartered depth, that goes beyond mankind's ability to measure.

Somebody should call the Guiness Book people, maybe they can figure out a way to measure it.

[Lobelia]

Originally Posted by greysfang

Somebody should call the Guiness Book people, maybe they can figure out a way to measure it.

It could be somebody's doctoral dissertation. It would win an award.

[KandyKorn]

I wonder if she feels the same about ligers? Perhaps she could hook up with Napolean Dynamite and discuss it.

[Beeyotch]

at ligers!!!

Stupid as this whole tiger thing is, I don't even think she actually wrote it. I think it's way above her vocabulary level. It's probably written by her PR people and deliberately dumbed down so it would *sound* like the usual inane shit we expect her to say.

She should really stick to shaking her t&a because this writing thing is just embarrassing.

[karistiona]

Brit is so weird sometimes.

I have quite a fondness for ligers myself.