July 15th, 2006, 08:13 AM
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POP star Jessica Simpson was left battered and bruised after a roller-skating accident while filming her latest music video A Public Affair.
Jessica filmed the clip with pals Eva Longoria, Christina Applegate and Christina Milian [photos http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/lat...8-2006-a.html] and admits she may have needed a little more practice.
She explains: "Those roller skates weren't my friends! I have bruises all over, including this one on my thigh.
"My wheel got caught on the stopper of my other skate, and I totally bit it (fell down).
"I thought I'd get trampled by the skaters behind me. But I was more worried about my hair extensions coming out or my face being demolished!"
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2...320571,00.html
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July 15th, 2006, 09:29 AM
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Is there a more superficial person on the face of this earth than Jess? Wait there is.....Star Jones!
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July 15th, 2006, 09:36 AM
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Oh crap. First Madonna and now ditzoid Simpson...look for celeb rollerskating workout dvd's in a Walfart near you any day now. I predict Carmen Electra or Cindy Crawford will come out with the first batch.
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July 15th, 2006, 10:40 AM
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Oh no! Not the hair extensions! Won't somebody please think of the hair extensions!
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July 15th, 2006, 12:48 PM
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Stop making me hopeful that a stage light fell and crushed her skull. That's NOT fair.
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July 16th, 2006, 05:18 PM
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hahaha
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July 16th, 2006, 08:34 PM
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If something had happened to her face she would have had an excuse to have more plastic surgery.
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July 16th, 2006, 11:34 PM
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I was thinking of her aired up butt shaper got a hole in it. Dang.
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July 17th, 2006, 03:16 AM
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I thought she had wet herself when I read the title.... but alas it was just those darn pesky hair extensions... thank goodness she is alright.... haha
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