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    BRITNEY SPEARS says she can’t wait to get back in shape after the birth of her second child.

    The 24-year-old star, who is expecting her second child in September admitted to Harper’s Bazaar magazine that during pregnancy “you don’t feel the most beautiful all the time”.

    For the Harper’s shoot, she dispensed with clothes altogether to pose naked, baring her bulging belly.

    She said pregnancy was “empowering” but admitted she felt unprepared for motherhood and “paranoid” when she was expecting her first child, Sean Preston.

    Britney told the magazine it was different the second time round.

    “This one, I was like, I’ve just got to wing it,” she said.

    “It was weird for me at first because of who I am. Wherever you go, they expect you to look a certain way. I’m not supposed to be this big huge pregnant superstar.”

    After the baby is born she plans to get her body back into fighting shape for a performing comeback.

    “I’m going to get really intense with it,” Britney promised.

    She added: “I’m so proud of Kevin. He’s been working so hard on his own album since I got pregnant with Preston. I’m so lucky. He’s a doll; he’s adorable.”

    The singer said 10-month-old “rocker kid” Sean Preston was the inspiration for the tots’ clothes line she is designing.

    “Hopefully, next year we’ll have a fashion show, maybe at DisneyWorld,” she said.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    mmm..ok. I hope not.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    The magazine airbrushed her to death. It practically wasn't even her body. Good for her get into shape - you still won't be able to sing - try working on that!
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    We can't wait either honey. You're painful to look at...

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    haha those damn fas eyes are painful to look at.
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    If that kid can hear her from the womb, he is trying to hang himself with the umbilical cord....

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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    "this time around" my ass. She got pregnant so quickly, her body had no time to recover! So how is 'this time' any fucking different?

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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    I was thinking, just like you did after SP??

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    She looks so brassy, like she just came home from a weekend of slot machines and cigarettes in Vegas.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    That's great that she wants to get in shape after the baby but since she can't do that now can she at least focus on cleaning up. Brushing her hair, hiring a stylist and a makeup person would be a good start.

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    Learning to read would be a good start too.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    the only thing she uses her mouth for is penises.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVZ
    the only thing she uses her mouth for is penises.
    Well, if that were true she wouldn't keep getting knocked up. Good birth control, that!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynic
    If that kid can hear her from the womb, he is trying to hang himself with the umbilical cord....
    Oh geez, a self-abortion. I don't think we've all argued that topic into the ground yet. Somebody start a thread, & let's get started.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears can't wait to get back in shape

    She's in 'shape'. The last time I checked round was a shape.

    I seriously doubt she'll be able to pull it off with her love of cheetos and red bull. Visualizing a life time of lard ass for Britney, always wondering why her career vanished and her ass got so big.

    How about retroactive abortion Lobelia? We have yet to start arguing on that one.

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