Lindsay Lohan gets a Kabbalah Name

[moomies]

Lindsay Lohan Gets A Kabbalah Name
by WENN
Jul 5, 2006

LINDSAY LOHAN is becoming so involved with mystical Jewish belief system Kabbalah, she's been give her own special name - ROSE.
Pop queen MADONNA was recently reported to be mentoring Lohan and introducing her to the religion. Lohan confessed she was looking into the teachings to help her find solace in her hectic life.

According to sources, Lohan's name "is partly based on her birth date and place of birth".
Madonna's Kabbalah name is ESTHER.

source:
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21226665.shtml

[sluce]

Come on - I would rather see her take on a native american name like Open Hole.

[twitchy]

Rose: Kabballah for "Firecrotch"

[Grimmlok]

Is there a website that will give you your kabbalah name?

[Lakesweetjane]

Open hole, firecrotch. Too funny! And sadly very true. And we now know how kabbalah saved Brit so good luck with that.

[lovely bones]

Lindsay Lohan is changing her name to Rose - because of her Kabbalah beliefs.

The 'Just My Luck' actress has become intrigued by the mystical off-shoot of Judaism - made famous by Madonna and a host of other stars, including Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher - in recent months.

Lohan, 20, has allegedly been so inspired by the teachings of the Kabbalah she is now preparing to turn her back on the Catholic Church in which she was brought up and convert to the faith.

The 'Mean Girls' star will take on the name Rose once she has fully converted to the religion.

It is believed the name has partly been chosen because of her birth date (02.07.06).

Madonna goes by the Hebrew name of Esther, derived from the religion's story of Queen Esther's victory against evil, when attending Kabbalah meetings.

Earlier this year, Lohan, who has become good friends with Madonna in recent months, revealed she was exploring the Kabbalah.

She said at the time: "Yes, I am looking into Kabbalah. All of us need something. You have to grab on to whatever gets you through."

LIFE STYLE EXTRA (UK) -

[kitten33]

I hate all these bitches who say they are converting from Catholicism to Kaballah, as if they really practiced Catholicism in the first place. Lindsay is just trying to get into what is in, and for now that's Kaballah.

I want to know what religion she can convert to that would allow her to change her name to dumb ass twat.

[heart_leigh]

I pray she doesn't do that. She's going to ruin a perfectly good name-my sweet mama's name.

[SVZ]

A stupid skanky whore by another other name is a still a stupid skanky whore

[ultrafabviolet]

Originally Posted by SVZ

A stupid skanky whore by another other name is a still a stupid skanky whore

^^^ Well stated indeed!

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A name change? What on earth for?


Oh . . . wait . . . "Ahhhhh . . . I see. Well thank you for returning my call."

OK. I just got off the phone with the Chief Disinformation Orificer of the Kabbababblababadabbadoos, and it appears the moniker she wanted was already taken:

Exulted Priestess of the Order of Pumpkinheads and Couch Bunnies

(Bummer.)

She's taking it well, though, as you can see in this candid photo from a recent sleep-over with a couple of her classmates.



Ever notice how Lo-Ho's face just lights up when she smiles?

Nice.

Vi

[Lobelia]

Sure, why not turn your back on Jesus Christ when you get attention from a veiny, crusty, domineering old battle-ax in return? Heck of a deal.

[KandyKorn]

Lindsay, Rose...whats the dif?? You can't polish a turd.

[Belfae]

Oh give me a break with the BS! She'll wake up quick enough when she finds out how much money they want to suck out of her flat, orange, butt!