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    Michael Jackson Moving To Ireland To Meet Leprechauns
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    Michael Jackson wants to move to Ireland because he wants to meet leprechauns, it has been claimed. The eccentric star, who has been residing in Bahrain since being acquitted of child sex charges last year, reportedly arrived in County Cork last week to search for a new home.

    Jackson is said to be hoping to move him and his three children, Prince Michael, nine, Paris, eight, and Prince Michael II, four, into a Celtic castle in the scenic country.

    According to Californian psychic Randa Starr, the 'Billie Jean' singer has always been interested in Ireland because he is fascinated by fairies and leprechauns - a type of treasure hording elf associated with Irish mythology.

    Starr said: "Michael is a very spiritual person and considered a move to Ireland years ago. It doesn't surprise me that he is attracted to Ireland again. He once thought of it as a spiritual place for his rebirth. He has a very keen interest in fairies, myths and leprechauns which fit in with that."

    Jackson's spokeswoman has confirmed he is in Ireland "on personal business" but has so far refused to comment on whether he is house-hunting.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    What a great idea for a new horror flick!

    Leprechaun X. Michael Vs O'Lucky (or whatever that little dude's name is)
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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Oh Lordy, yes Michael, Ireland has leprechauns, you just need to follow the rainbow and they'll be sat there with a big pot of gold.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    What he really needs is a nice padded room somewhere far removed from the public.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    He probably wants to molest them.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Oh Jesus Christ....

    This dude needs SERIOUS help.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Quote Originally Posted by yanna
    He probably wants to molest them.
    A-ha!

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Quote Originally Posted by yanna
    He probably wants to molest them.
    My first thought too!

    If we heard this about any other human being on the planet, we'd assume that the story was a joke.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Oh come on, can't you imagine his pasty self traipsing through the glades, giggling like a little girl and scaring the bejeezus out of the neighbors?

    At least he won't have to wrry about getting a tan
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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    "He has a very keen interest in fairies"

    ROFLMAO

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Derry, Michael.

    The Leppies are in Derry.

    Take your entourage and stroll into any pub. You'll find PLENTY of blokes who will be more than willing to help you find your way to the pot-o-gold.

    Good hunting.

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    Quote Originally Posted by yanna
    He probably wants to molest them.
    Funniest thing I have heard all day. Seriously

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    Default Re: Michael Jackson moving to Ireland to meet Leprechauns

    A serious interest in fairies? Apart from the fact that he himself is a big pansy fairy, what 48 year old man would run around declaring serious interest in leprachauns fairies and goblins and stuff?
    Jack I swear.

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