July 5th, 2006, 11:09 AM
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Boozy star is Hoff his face
 By VIRGINIA WHEELER
BEER-swilling Baywatch star David Hasselhoff was booted out of Wimbledon — because he was “steaming drunk”. A guard led him from the tennis tournament’s grounds after a series of clashes with security staff.
FIRST, the 53-year-old actor had a blazing row outside Centre Court. Guards would not let him in because he did not have a valid ticket.
THEN he was banned from press and players’ bars as he tried to get another drink.
Hasselhoff, who has fought a long battle with booze, yelled at staff: “You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”
The US star had his arm in a brace after severing a tendon in a hotel accident.
He was at Wimbledon on Monday with pal Michael Brandon, star of ’80s cop show Dempsey and Makepeace.
Brandon eventually bought him a Centre Court ticket to see champ Roger Federer.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006300747,00.html
I bet his publicist blames it on the painkillers for his arm injury.
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July 5th, 2006, 11:13 AM
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This man is swirling in a shame spiral. He's close to getting a VH1 special.
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July 5th, 2006, 12:02 PM
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I agree...he really cannot get himself together for some reason. He is definately an E True Hollywood subject.
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July 5th, 2006, 12:04 PM
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Dang it, it's being denied.
Hasselhoff tennis ejection denied
The All England Club has denied press reports that a "drunken" David Hasselhoff had to be removed from the Wimbledon tennis championships. Security guards "knew nothing" of the claims, said a spokeswoman, adding the former Baywatch star "wasn't ejected".
He tried to enter the press centre while searching for Court 13 but was not correctly accredited, she added.
The actor, who is filming an advert in the UK, was treated for cuts last week after an accident with a chandelier.
He had hit his head on the light fitting after using the gym at the Sanderson Hotel in the city's West End.
Shards of glass entered his right arm and a tendon was severed.
The 53-year-old recently cancelled a planned role in a pantomime at a venue close to the tennis tournament.
He was to play Captain Hook in Peter Pan at the New Wimbledon Theatre this Christmas in his first pantomime appearance.
But it clashes with US reality TV series Got Talent, in which the former Knight Rider star will judge aspiring entertainers who are competing for a $1m (£542,000) prize.
Hasselhoff spent 11 years playing Mitch Buchannon in TV's Baywatch.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5149782.stm
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July 5th, 2006, 12:05 PM
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And how was his arm--the one that he freaking almost severed due to a 'shaving accident'????
This dudes bottom has to be coming soon don't you think???
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July 5th, 2006, 01:38 PM
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“You should let me in. Do you know who I am? I’m The Hoff.”
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I would pay good money to see this jackass refer to himself as "The Hoff."
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July 5th, 2006, 01:41 PM
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^Even if this isn't true (and I doubt its true) it's still funnier than hell....
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July 5th, 2006, 05:51 PM
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Now that both he and his wife are known drunks, let me ask this: Who's taking care of the kiddies? God help them - seriously!
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July 5th, 2006, 05:52 PM
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Hopefully the nanny is clean and sober.
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July 5th, 2006, 08:48 PM
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Penske material!
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I totally believe he's the kind of guy who shoots his mouth off. He was such an ass on "America's Got Talent".
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July 5th, 2006, 09:11 PM
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If you don't think that "The Hoff" is catchy, then what about "Big Daddy D"?
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July 5th, 2006, 09:15 PM
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As if people in England know who "THE HOFF" is? Maybe if he put on his lifeguard suit, people may recognize him.
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July 5th, 2006, 09:50 PM
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 I would have loved to see that!
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July 5th, 2006, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Laurent
I would pay good money to see this jackass refer to himself as "The Hoff."
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 Got the words right out of my mouth.
Oh, and I'm so like adapting myself to the ''do''s and the ''don't''s, because he's like... such a catch. ...COME ON!!! How corny can that pic and article get?
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July 5th, 2006, 10:22 PM
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Hit By Ban Bus!
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