July 3rd, 2006, 01:35 AM
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Hollywood hardman BRUCE WILLIS is confident his on-screen brawn will be enough to manage his kids' love lives.
The DIE HARD star, who has three daughters with ex-wife DEMI MOORE, is terrified he may soon be hounded by their suitors, and is already devising a paternal response.
He says, "I'd just give them that look and say, 'I want you to return them in the same condition they left the house. I'd hate to have to beat you to death.
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source: http://femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/W...rs.-10469.html
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July 3rd, 2006, 02:15 AM
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I think all dad's say this about their daughter's dates, my dad did!! Go Bruce! My DH is planning to show our daughter's dates his gun collection. 
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:10 AM
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^^^ mine too!! and she's not even 6 months yet!!
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:13 AM
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Judging by the pictures I've seen of the daughters, Bruce doesn't have much to worry about.
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:29 AM
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My dad told my husband "You make my baby cry...I'll make you cry. Got it?" I love my dad!
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:31 AM
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But wouldn't that only work if the boyfriend is smaller than her dad? I'm a full foot taller and have about 80lbs on my girlfriends dad. All dad's do that but I have to say I was fighting back laughter when her dad gave me that speech.
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:33 AM
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That's mean. His daughters will have a hard time finding suitors as it is.
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July 3rd, 2006, 07:44 AM
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I don't think its mean. It shows he cares about his daughters wellbeing. ALL fathers are like this with their daughters, probably because they remember what they got up to when they were younger.
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July 3rd, 2006, 11:32 AM
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When I was younger, dumber & stupider I would occassionally go out with young PFC's. My dad was a CSM and my mother would scare my dates by asking them if they knew how badly my dad could screw up their military career if they tried anything. She actually managed to scare off a few potential boyfriends.
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July 3rd, 2006, 11:45 AM
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How stupid. It would serve Bruce and Demi right if one of these guys they scared off turned out to be a really great guy who ended up being a success and whatever man their daughter ended up with turned out to be a loser.
Besides, it seems like Bruce and Ashton are too busy having pissing contests to pay THAT much attention to who those fugly little spawn are shagging.
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July 3rd, 2006, 12:49 PM
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Judging by the pictures I've seen of the daughters, Bruce doesn't have much to worry about.
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I shamefully admit, I was thinking this, I just didn't want to say it. 
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July 3rd, 2006, 12:58 PM
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Judging by the pictures I've seen of the daughters, Bruce doesn't have much to worry about.
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So true, was thinking same thing. From the looks of them, he may have to ward of Cynthia Nixon. 
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July 3rd, 2006, 12:58 PM
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