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Old June 30th, 2006, 07:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?

Suri Cruise is being closely watched by the Scientologists because she COULD turn out to be L Ron Hubbard reincarnated! It brings to mind Rosemary's Baby, doesn't it? Anyway, the Scientology bunch has been eagerly awaiting the return of their departed spiritual leader. They believe when a Scientologist dies that they select a baby's body and take over the soul. When the baby grows up it is drawn to Scientology. They calculate that Hubbard would select a very special child in which to make his return. Tom Cruise and Katie would be ideal parents for an L Ron Hubbard baby. Consequently they are looking for any sign that Suri has a link to Hubbard. Most likely they'll have to wait until Suri can talk and begins her auditing classes. Who knows? She might start quoting passages from Dianetics.


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Old June 30th, 2006, 09:41 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh that poor child (if there is one of course) she will never have a normal life while she is trapped inside those walls. I hope when she is old enough to walks she runs away.....
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Old June 30th, 2006, 09:47 PM   #3 (permalink)
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oh.my.god.

is there NO end to the idiocy?
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Old June 30th, 2006, 10:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Yeah but half of us here have been saying the same thing for a year now. I totally believe they are that crazy but how come we're aren't credited saying it earlier?
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Old June 30th, 2006, 10:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Scientologists have been stealing our wacked theories and taking them seriously!
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Old July 1st, 2006, 12:38 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Do you really think they are wacked theories? After reading some of the interviews ex members have given, I have no doubt these people would believe this.
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Old July 1st, 2006, 01:03 AM   #7 (permalink)
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For normal people it would be wacked to suggest that a child is the reincarnation of a lousy, dead science fiction writer. For $cientologists, not so much. Poor kid if they think it's going to be their saviour(assuming that she exists!).
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Old July 1st, 2006, 01:51 AM   #8 (permalink)
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wow. What do you say to somebody who thinks all that crap is real? I guess you don't say anything and just run
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Old July 1st, 2006, 01:54 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Ok so this infant is suppose to do what to let them know she is L. Ron Hubbard? Burp her ABC's or scratch her crotch area?
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Old July 1st, 2006, 03:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Oh no, see Thetan Tom and the others will tell everyone that she's the second coming.
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Old July 1st, 2006, 04:01 AM   #11 (permalink)
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jokes aside, i don't believe this story at least for sanity's sake.
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Old July 1st, 2006, 04:05 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Someone PLEASE tell me that this is a bullshit article. PLEASE?
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Old July 1st, 2006, 04:11 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Bull shit article but dont quote me on that HEHEHE
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...I thought that south park kid was the reincarnation of LRon.
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Old July 1st, 2006, 12:48 PM   #15 (permalink)
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^^that was a great episode.
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