June 30th, 2006, 07:29 PM
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Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Suri Cruise is being closely watched by the Scientologists because she COULD turn out to be L Ron Hubbard reincarnated! It brings to mind Rosemary's Baby, doesn't it? Anyway, the Scientology bunch has been eagerly awaiting the return of their departed spiritual leader. They believe when a Scientologist dies that they select a baby's body and take over the soul. When the baby grows up it is drawn to Scientology. They calculate that Hubbard would select a very special child in which to make his return. Tom Cruise and Katie would be ideal parents for an L Ron Hubbard baby. Consequently they are looking for any sign that Suri has a link to Hubbard. Most likely they'll have to wait until Suri can talk and begins her auditing classes. Who knows? She might start quoting passages from Dianetics.
http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/
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June 30th, 2006, 09:41 PM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Oh that poor child (if there is one of course) she will never have a normal life while she is trapped inside those walls. I hope when she is old enough to walks she runs away.....
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June 30th, 2006, 09:47 PM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
oh.my.god.
is there NO end to the idiocy?
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June 30th, 2006, 10:38 PM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Yeah but half of us here have been saying the same thing for a year now. I totally believe they are that crazy but how come we're aren't credited saying it earlier?
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June 30th, 2006, 10:40 PM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Scientologists have been stealing our wacked theories and taking them seriously!
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July 1st, 2006, 12:38 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Do you really think they are wacked theories? After reading some of the interviews ex members have given, I have no doubt these people would believe this.
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July 1st, 2006, 01:03 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
For normal people it would be wacked to suggest that a child is the reincarnation of a lousy, dead science fiction writer. For $cientologists, not so much. Poor kid if they think it's going to be their saviour(assuming that she exists!).
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July 1st, 2006, 01:51 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
wow. What do you say to somebody who thinks all that crap is real? I guess you don't say anything and just run
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July 1st, 2006, 01:54 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Ok so this infant is suppose to do what to let them know she is L. Ron Hubbard? Burp her ABC's or scratch her crotch area?
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July 1st, 2006, 03:01 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Oh no, see Thetan Tom and the others will tell everyone that she's the second coming.
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July 1st, 2006, 04:01 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
jokes aside, i don't believe this story at least for sanity's sake.
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July 1st, 2006, 04:05 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Someone PLEASE tell me that this is a bullshit article. PLEASE?
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July 1st, 2006, 04:11 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
Bull shit article but dont quote me on that HEHEHE
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July 1st, 2006, 11:23 AM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
...I thought that south park kid was the reincarnation of LRon.
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July 1st, 2006, 12:48 PM
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Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?
^^that was a great episode.
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