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    Suri Cruise is being closely watched by the Scientologists because she COULD turn out to be L Ron Hubbard reincarnated! It brings to mind Rosemary's Baby, doesn't it? Anyway, the Scientology bunch has been eagerly awaiting the return of their departed spiritual leader. They believe when a Scientologist dies that they select a baby's body and take over the soul. When the baby grows up it is drawn to Scientology. They calculate that Hubbard would select a very special child in which to make his return. Tom Cruise and Katie would be ideal parents for an L Ron Hubbard baby. Consequently they are looking for any sign that Suri has a link to Hubbard. Most likely they'll have to wait until Suri can talk and begins her auditing classes. Who knows? She might start quoting passages from Dianetics.


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    Oh that poor child (if there is one of course) she will never have a normal life while she is trapped inside those walls. I hope when she is old enough to walks she runs away.....

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    oh.my.god.

    is there NO end to the idiocy?

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    Yeah but half of us here have been saying the same thing for a year now. I totally believe they are that crazy but how come we're aren't credited saying it earlier?

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    Scientologists have been stealing our wacked theories and taking them seriously!

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    Do you really think they are wacked theories? After reading some of the interviews ex members have given, I have no doubt these people would believe this.

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    For normal people it would be wacked to suggest that a child is the reincarnation of a lousy, dead science fiction writer. For $cientologists, not so much. Poor kid if they think it's going to be their saviour(assuming that she exists!).

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    wow. What do you say to somebody who thinks all that crap is real? I guess you don't say anything and just run

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    Ok so this infant is suppose to do what to let them know she is L. Ron Hubbard? Burp her ABC's or scratch her crotch area?

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    Oh no, see Thetan Tom and the others will tell everyone that she's the second coming.

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    Default Re: Is Suri Cruise L. Ron Hubbard reincarnated?

    jokes aside, i don't believe this story at least for sanity's sake.

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    Someone PLEASE tell me that this is a bullshit article. PLEASE?

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    Bull shit article but dont quote me on that HEHEHE

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    ...I thought that south park kid was the reincarnation of LRon.

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    ^^that was a great episode.
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