June 29th, 2006, 07:51 AM
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Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
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The model - who is married to Australian pop singer Peter Andre - insists her natural looks can’t compete with her glamorous public image.
She said: "I don’t think I’m good looking. I can scrub up well. I eat like a pig. I breathe in and know what to wear."
Jordan - real name Katie Price - has also revealed her body has to be ‘touched-up’ by computer wizards so she always looks good in photographs.
She said: "Any girl with the right lighting and make-up can look okay. Nowadays, they can make your legs look longer, do anything to transform you."
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http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/enterta...gly-19767.html
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June 29th, 2006, 10:04 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
Yes honey you are inside and out.
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June 29th, 2006, 10:10 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
Was that photo supposed to show her looking good?
She'd make a good waitress.....if the boobs don't get in the way of the tray....
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June 29th, 2006, 10:15 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
hideous whore-beast...
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June 29th, 2006, 10:23 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
OMG! wait - she's a professional model..?! those australians are a wacky bunch, lemme tell you! i don't think there's a photoshopper in the world that can make her look appealing...
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June 29th, 2006, 10:34 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
Any drag queen would be proud to look like that.
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June 29th, 2006, 10:36 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
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Originally Posted by cynic
Was that photo supposed to show her looking good?
She'd make a good waitress.....if the boobs don't get in the way of the tray....
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Why would she make a good waitress?
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June 29th, 2006, 10:59 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
OMG that's a man!!! Well no argument with her here...
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June 29th, 2006, 11:04 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
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Why would she make a good waitress?
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Models are hired for their good looks. Waitresses are hired for their ability to wait tables.
When you have to explain a cynical comment, it loses its effect.....
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June 29th, 2006, 11:10 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
whats with celebrities always making these 'I'm airbrushed' comments. Ok, whatever. They'd die if all aibrushing stopped, i bet!
And Jordan is hideous looking.
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June 29th, 2006, 11:59 AM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
"Waaah, I'm ugly (and I'm hoping you'll tell me I'm not)".............*crickets*
Sorry Katie, gotta agree with you on that one - you are what you are.
And what the hell? "I breathe in and know what to wear." Well, I'm glad that breathing isn't too much for the girl. As for knowing what to wear - puhleeze.
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June 29th, 2006, 12:46 PM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
That picture is perfect proof that you can go too far with tanning.
Her face looks so gloppy...like if you touched it, it would leave a fingerprint.
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June 29th, 2006, 01:46 PM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
I'd still bang her.
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June 29th, 2006, 02:48 PM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
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Originally Posted by cynic
Models are hired for their good looks. Waitresses are hired for their ability to wait tables.
When you have to explain a cynical comment, it loses its effect.....
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I thought you were insulting people who wait tables; insinuating they were stupid. I just wanted to see if I was correct in that assumption.
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June 29th, 2006, 02:51 PM
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Re: Katie 'Jordan' Price: 'I'm ugly'
o GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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