Yes honey you are inside and out.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/enterta...gly-19767.htmlThe model - who is married to Australian pop singer Peter Andre - insists her natural looks can’t compete with her glamorous public image.
She said: "I don’t think I’m good looking. I can scrub up well. I eat like a pig. I breathe in and know what to wear."
Jordan - real name Katie Price - has also revealed her body has to be ‘touched-up’ by computer wizards so she always looks good in photographs.
She said: "Any girl with the right lighting and make-up can look okay. Nowadays, they can make your legs look longer, do anything to transform you."
Yes honey you are inside and out.
Was that photo supposed to show her looking good?
She'd make a good waitress.....if the boobs don't get in the way of the tray....
hideous whore-beast...
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OMG! wait - she's a professional model..?! those australians are a wacky bunch, lemme tell you! i don't think there's a photoshopper in the world that can make her look appealing...
cry me a river, build me a bridge, and GET OVER IT.
Any drag queen would be proud to look like that.
You lost me at hello.
Originally Posted by cynic
Why would she make a good waitress?
OMG that's a man!!! Well no argument with her here...
Models are hired for their good looks. Waitresses are hired for their ability to wait tables.Originally Posted by Icepik
When you have to explain a cynical comment, it loses its effect.....
whats with celebrities always making these 'I'm airbrushed' comments. Ok, whatever. They'd die if all aibrushing stopped, i bet!
And Jordan is hideous looking.
"Waaah, I'm ugly (and I'm hoping you'll tell me I'm not)".............*crickets*
Sorry Katie, gotta agree with you on that one - you are what you are.
And what the hell? "I breathe in and know what to wear." Well, I'm glad that breathing isn't too much for the girl. As for knowing what to wear - puhleeze.
That picture is perfect proof that you can go too far with tanning.
Her face looks so gloppy...like if you touched it, it would leave a fingerprint.
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Yip, yip, yip in your tiny indignation. Bark furiously on, lady dog.
I'd still bang her.
I thought you were insulting people who wait tables; insinuating they were stupid. I just wanted to see if I was correct in that assumption.Originally Posted by cynic
o GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![]()
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