Go Back   Gossip Rocks Forum > Gossip and Discussion > Gossip Archive


Login to remove all ads!
Old October 25th, 2005, 03:56 AM   #1 (permalink)
alcohol the honey
Gold Member
 
alcohol the honey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,444
Default J.Lo Praying For A Baby

http://www.popdirt.com/article42855.html

Star magazine reports that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony made a special stop at a Spanish-style chapel during a brief vacation at a seaside resort in Los Cabos, Mexico on October 9th. "J.Lo is now turning to prayer, hoping that if she prays hard enough, God will see His way to bless her and Marc with a baby," a source told the tabloid. The couple spent about 10 minutes inside the chapel, the source says, adding, "From the way they looked -- smiling and happy -- you could tell something special happened in there."
alcohol the honey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 07:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
darksithbunny
Elite Member
 
darksithbunny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Here in the first layer of hell. Seeing what all the demons are up to.
Posts: 6,936
Default

Not in a church! That's just way too much for me.
__________________
Shine on you crazy diamond. RIP Richard Wright.
darksithbunny is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 07:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
ReinaBikipatra
 
Posts: n/a
Default

A little sperm helps more than prayer.
  Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 09:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
MrsDark
Elite Member
 
MrsDark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,561
Default

She needs to spend less time on her knees and more on her back!

Or to have a time machine so she could have started pumping them out 10 years ago back when she was fertile.
__________________
The more complicated the Starbuck's order, the bigger the asshole~G. Carlin
MrsDark is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 10:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
stargazer
Elite Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,538
Default

Now how would the "source" know what JLo was praying for? What a retarded piece.
stargazer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 01:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
AliceInWonderland
Elite Member
 
AliceInWonderland's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Lost Angeles
Posts: 25,622
Send a message via AIM to AliceInWonderland
Default

she's probably infertile due to all the STDs and abortions she's had/has stupid bitch God doesn't listen to whores!
__________________
MY VAG IS ENTRANCE ONLY!
"I measure success by the degree to which I ruin other people's lives." -Gary Oldman
In any case as always: I BLAME BUSH!
AliceInWonderland is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 01:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
MrsDark
Elite Member
 
MrsDark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,561
Default

Well, there's nothing more holy and sanctified than a man who leaves his wife and three young kids (one only a baby) for a gyrating diva on a countdown to the last few ticks on her biological clock. Are these assholes still as popular with their latin-american fan base? If so, color me shocked.
__________________
The more complicated the Starbuck's order, the bigger the asshole~G. Carlin
MrsDark is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 02:13 PM   #8 (permalink)
muchlove
Elite Member
 
muchlove's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,242
Default

She just wants one so she can make a hat out of it.
__________________
muchlove is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 02:17 PM   #9 (permalink)
sweetness
Elite Member
 
sweetness's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: almost heaven.... southeast, USA
Posts: 8,373
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsDark View Post
Well, there's nothing more holy and sanctified than a man who leaves his wife and three young kids (one only a baby) for a gyrating diva on a countdown to the last few ticks on her biological clock. Are these assholes still as popular with their latin-american fan base? If so, color me shocked.
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
sweetness is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 02:36 PM   #10 (permalink)
ray shawn
Gold Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Brooklyn, New York
Posts: 780
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by sweetness View Post
Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
For real.
ray shawn is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 02:45 PM   #11 (permalink)
LynnieD
Elite Member
 
LynnieD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Syracuse NY
Posts: 18,356
Default

In the meantime, I hope all the tabloids, all the magazines out there, websites, etc continue their non stop reporting on JENNIFER GARNER AND BEN AFFLECK's upcoming blessed event just to PISS OFF JLO. Hahahahaha
LynnieD is online now   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
hockeyhorse
Bronze Member
 
hockeyhorse's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Minnesota
Posts: 202
Default

I do kinda wonder how gross she would look with a huge ass AND a huge belly. that would be a laugh and a half. Her hubby probably can't even get it up for her so how can she get pregnant, will it be some "miracle" that will make it happen ( only she can wish )?
hockeyhorse is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 10:47 PM   #13 (permalink)
chatterweb
Silver Member
 
chatterweb's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 474
Default

I think it this is a publicity stunt; she is CF by choice.
chatterweb is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 11:25 PM   #14 (permalink)
WhoAmI
Silver Member
 
WhoAmI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 446
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by alcohol the honey View Post
http://www.popdirt.com/article42855.html

Star magazine reports that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony made a special stop at a Spanish-style chapel during a brief vacation at a seaside resort in Los Cabos, Mexico on October 9th. "J.Lo is now turning to prayer, hoping that if she prays hard enough, God will see His way to bless her and Marc with a baby," a source told the tabloid. The couple spent about 10 minutes inside the chapel, the source says, adding, "From the way they looked -- smiling and happy -- you could tell something special happened in there."
Some chapels are pilgramage places for certain requests--maybe this place was for fertility prayers. I think she really wants one. Or thinks she does.
WhoAmI is offline   Reply With Quote
Old October 25th, 2005, 11:42 PM   #15 (permalink)
MrsDark
Elite Member
 
MrsDark's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 8,561
Default

I think it's all about liking the idea of the earth mother/madonna image after years of the diva-ho rep. Some women really think having a baby purifies them of all their past wrongs (like fucking the father of 3 other babies and helping break up their home). What makes her potential spawn so special?
__________________
The more complicated the Starbuck's order, the bigger the asshole~G. Carlin
MrsDark is online now   Reply With Quote
Reply



Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Flavor Flav has baby mama drama--a new baby on the way! And not with Deelishis! LynnieD Gossip Archive 21 November 1st, 2006 04:49 PM
Stephen Baldwin praying for Tom Cruise buttmunch Gossip Archive 196 September 21st, 2006 12:01 PM
Steven Baldwin not just praying for Tom Cruise anymore buttmunch Gossip Archive 33 September 19th, 2006 07:14 PM
Praying doesn't do jack for sick patients. buttmunch Faith and Religion 33 March 31st, 2006 04:31 PM
Alito thanks Focus on the Family for praying him into Supreme Court Grimmlok U.S. Politics and Issues 2 March 2nd, 2006 01:23 PM


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:50 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.0.0 RC8
Design by JP33