October 25th, 2005, 03:56 AM
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J.Lo Praying For A Baby
http://www.popdirt.com/article42855.html
Star magazine reports that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony made a special stop at a Spanish-style chapel during a brief vacation at a seaside resort in Los Cabos, Mexico on October 9th. "J.Lo is now turning to prayer, hoping that if she prays hard enough, God will see His way to bless her and Marc with a baby," a source told the tabloid. The couple spent about 10 minutes inside the chapel, the source says, adding, "From the way they looked -- smiling and happy -- you could tell something special happened in there."
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October 25th, 2005, 07:47 AM
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Not in a church! That's just way too much for me.
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October 25th, 2005, 07:49 AM
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A little sperm helps more than prayer.
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October 25th, 2005, 09:42 AM
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She needs to spend less time on her knees and more on her back!
Or to have a time machine so she could have started pumping them out 10 years ago back when she was fertile.
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October 25th, 2005, 10:11 AM
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Now how would the "source" know what JLo was praying for? What a retarded piece.
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October 25th, 2005, 01:00 PM
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she's probably infertile due to all the STDs and abortions she's had/has  stupid bitch God doesn't listen to whores!
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October 25th, 2005, 01:32 PM
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Well, there's nothing more holy and sanctified than a man who leaves his wife and three young kids (one only a baby) for a gyrating diva on a countdown to the last few ticks on her biological clock. Are these assholes still as popular with their latin-american fan base? If so, color me shocked.
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October 25th, 2005, 02:13 PM
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She just wants one so she can make a hat out of it.
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October 25th, 2005, 02:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrsDark
Well, there's nothing more holy and sanctified than a man who leaves his wife and three young kids (one only a baby) for a gyrating diva on a countdown to the last few ticks on her biological clock. Are these assholes still as popular with their latin-american fan base? If so, color me shocked.
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Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
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October 25th, 2005, 02:36 PM
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Karma's a bitch, ain't it?
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For real.
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October 25th, 2005, 02:45 PM
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In the meantime, I hope all the tabloids, all the magazines out there, websites, etc continue their non stop reporting on JENNIFER GARNER AND BEN AFFLECK's upcoming blessed event just to PISS OFF JLO. Hahahahaha
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October 25th, 2005, 03:17 PM
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I do kinda wonder how gross she would look with a huge ass AND a huge belly. that would be a laugh and a half. Her hubby probably can't even get it up for her so how can she get pregnant, will it be some "miracle" that will make it happen ( only she can wish )?
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October 25th, 2005, 10:47 PM
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I think it this is a publicity stunt; she is CF by choice.
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October 25th, 2005, 11:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alcohol the honey
http://www.popdirt.com/article42855.html
Star magazine reports that Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony made a special stop at a Spanish-style chapel during a brief vacation at a seaside resort in Los Cabos, Mexico on October 9th. "J.Lo is now turning to prayer, hoping that if she prays hard enough, God will see His way to bless her and Marc with a baby," a source told the tabloid. The couple spent about 10 minutes inside the chapel, the source says, adding, "From the way they looked -- smiling and happy -- you could tell something special happened in there."
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Some chapels are pilgramage places for certain requests--maybe this place was for fertility prayers. I think she really wants one. Or thinks she does.
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October 25th, 2005, 11:42 PM
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I think it's all about liking the idea of the earth mother/madonna image after years of the diva-ho rep. Some women really think having a baby purifies them of all their past wrongs (like fucking the father of 3 other babies and helping break up their home). What makes her potential spawn so special?
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