October 25th, 2005, 03:27 AM
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Finnish metal band Him enjoys group "pleasure"
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Finnish metal band HIM prefer to indulge in group masturbation sessions rather than succumb to the allure of groupies, because they are scared of bedding a transsexual by mistake.
Frontman VILLE VALO claims that joint viewing of pornographic channels on hotel televisions keeps their sexual desires at bay, and avoids any band members getting into embarrassing situations.
Valo says, "There's always temptation, but it's not hard to resist.
"In HIM we synchronise our watches by having collective masturbation sessions. It keeps the urges down. Thank God for hotel porn.
"Why would I want to pick up a girl from the front row and go straight at it? Especially nowadays, you can never be sure - there's so many 'shemales' around.
"Plus, I'm not so fast that I could do it in one night."
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October 25th, 2005, 03:36 AM
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hmmm i dont know whether this disturbs me or..... 
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October 25th, 2005, 09:21 AM
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Circle jerk
I thought Ville Valo was an ugly chick for the longest time.
HIM reminds me of Hot Topic and Bam Margera. 
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October 25th, 2005, 02:14 PM
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So they're scared of chicks with dicks, but don't have a problem jerking to one another jerking? Yep...that is weird. I could almost understand if it was about avoiding STDs. Or even just a weird kink. What a let down.
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October 27th, 2005, 01:04 AM
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They have no problem jerking off with each other? all in the same room at the same time? nice. his line of logic is so . .. wha? This guy must REALLY be afraid of trannys. must have had a lot of bad experiences? does it really happen that often??
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October 27th, 2005, 01:11 AM
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Ugh!
I vote...
FUCK THE GROUPIES!
FUCK THE GROUPIES!!
PLEASE!
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October 27th, 2005, 09:57 PM
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Ville Valo is bi, he can't be too afraid of dicks, now can he?
Odd... 
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October 28th, 2005, 03:20 AM
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He looks like Ozzy's long lost son 
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October 28th, 2005, 04:48 AM
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meh....you can still be bi and not like trannies....
Ville can be sexy if he wants to...that pic up there is kinda weird though
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October 28th, 2005, 03:51 PM
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Mehh...he has a rather simian look about him.
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April 17th, 2006, 08:28 PM
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Re: Finnish metal band Him enjoys group "pleasure"
you people obviously haven't heard much of HIM by now... cos if you have you would picture Ville saying these things with that lovely ironic sneer of his...
and btw...
VILLE IS THE SEX!!!
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