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    A surprising look at Lindsay


    Poor Lindsay Lohan had an unintended public moment in the rest room of a Calvin Klein party last week.
    According to witnesses, a gentleman identified as "a gay friend" entered the ladies' room of the Chinatown Brasserie during a fete for Klein designer and recent CFDA Award winner Francisco Costa.
    "He was saying out loud in explanation, 'I've got to take care of my friend,'" says a witness.
    "He pushed open Lindsay's bathroom stall, where she was bent over. Lindsay jumped up when she realized the door was open and the onlookers just said, 'Whoa.'"
    Some people got the distinctly wrong impression of what she was doing.
    But Lindsay's rep explained: "Her friend went into the ladies' room, which the attendant okayed, to zip her dress." Honestly, can't a megastar get any privacy in this town?

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/goss...p-360578c.html

    My top choices for LL's whoa solicitations: getting or blowing someone or doing blow, getting it on doggy style or up the bum or good old regurgatation.

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    This confused me too. But I'm going with bulimia, as it seems the most likely reason she'd be bent over in a ladies bathroom stall. *ETA I guess she could be throwing up from drinking too much but that's not as scandalous.

    I thought of doing coke too, but where would she snort it off of that she had to bend over? Please tell me they don't snort it off any part of the bathroom like the commode or any flat surface like *shudder* the tampon receptacles they sometimes have in there. I can't handle knowing people would be that gross.

    Oh, and didn't she lock the door? How could he just push open the door like that? Either she's an idiot or this could be fake (even though I'd kind of thought the Daily News was sort of reliable).

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    I don't think this would be surprising at all

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    What the hell would she be doing bent over a toilet! unless she was getting a closer look at her own turd...

    and as for having sex in the stall; gosh, i cant think of many more places that are unsexier than a disgusting toilet.

    Then again, I've heard of people getting it on in porta-potties, hehe.

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    thought of doing coke too, but where would she snort it off of that she had to bend over?
    It's well known that people snort drugs off toilets. We have clubs here that design their bathrooms so that there is no cistern visible to make it difficult, and some that smear vaseline over the cisterns so that any drugs would stick to it.

    Disgusting as it may be I say she was snorting coke off the toilet

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    I agree. It is common knowledge that people snort off the toilet lid and cistern,absolutely gross but they do it. Nothing like getting high with a few bacteria added into your coke

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    That is just beyond gross. I just assumed they did it off a spoon or their thumb, knuckle, whatever. Just not on the filthy disgusting toilet! These are probably the same people that avoid sitting directly on the toilet seat, I bet.

    **heebiejeebies**

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    I think its now pretty safe to say that Lindsay is on drugs.. these stories, blind items, and photos of her looking totally stoned. It all makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StayYoung&Pretty
    I think its now pretty safe to say that Lindsay is on drugs.. these stories, blind items, and photos of her looking totally stoned. It all makes sense.
    Yeah, same here. THIS is why I don't sit on public toilets! I 'hover'. I don't think it really matters whether she was purging or snorting, equally nasty. Couldn't she throw up in private, or did the dude enter the stall so he could have a line as well?? Hmmmmmmmm.

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    I will now not be suprised then when Scientists find a new type of STD of the nose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darksithbunny
    I will now not be suprised then when Scientists find a new type of STD of the nose.
    Snotorrhea? Runny Clap? Snort Warts?

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    I can only imagine. ewww. Or some kind of new bacteria that mixed with coke, can eat you alive on your ass or up your nose.

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    I'm still waiting to be surprised by any of this
    I am from the American CIA and I have a radio in my head. I am going to kill you.

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    Default Re: A surprising look at Lindsay Lohan

    Quote Originally Posted by equallydivided
    Snotorrhea? Runny Clap? Snort Warts?
    Sick but funny!

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    A surprising look at Lindsay Lohan
    I had a vision of something entirely different.
    Scariest Halloween mask ever > > >

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