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    Default Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt's Shiloh Honored With Toilet Paper!
    by Jack Ryan
    Jun 16, 2006


    Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt's baby girl Shiloh has been getting an awful lot of attention since the moment she was born, but now a toilet paper company has thought of an idea to honor Shiloh's birth, according to a published report.

    The Star claims the manufacturer wants to make 'Nouvelle' toilet paper as a limited edition pack to celebrate Shiloh's birth, and will have the picture of a stork with the words, 'Congratulations Brad and Angelina on the birth of your daughter' run across the pack.

    It's somewhat creative, but a little odd...
    Not sure whether or not Brad and Angie would really appreciate having their daughter's face on something designed to go where no face was really meant to go.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt

    This deserves a big...


    WTF??????????????????????
    Nope.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt

    The world is getting pretty bizarre when you can't tell the difference between real news and parody any more. I'm hoping this is fake. It couldn't be real, could it?

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt

    Maybe it's just a joke, considering all the "Piloh Shitt" jokes.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt

    That is absolutely hilarious.
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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvelle Jolie-Pitt

    So shitty, PUN INTENDED!!!! Actually funny, you need to think of these things people when you name your your children!!

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Nouvelle’s message
    “Nouvelle toilet tissue is 100% recycled high quality paper which may otherwise end up in landfill sites. Soft and quilted Nouvelle is the only major brand of toilet tissue that helps protect our environment. By choosing Nouvelle you know you are making a positive contribution to protecting our environment and we know that by choosing Nouvelle you are as committed to saving our native woodland as we are”
    http://www.phenology.org.uk/nouvelle/aboutnouvelle.htm

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    so.....i can wipe my ass with shiloh?

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    It's not even spelled the same....this toilet paper is called Nouvelle, not Nouvel. And I don't see the comparison. Had they named it Shiloh, okay, that's pretty obvious it's after her, but Nouvelle is a word after all, not a name. Tabloids again, making it something it's not.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    The Star claims the manufacturer wants to make 'Nouvelle' toilet paper as a limited edition pack to celebrate Shiloh's birth, and will have the picture of a stork with the words, 'Congratulations Brad and Angelina on the birth of your daughter' run across the pack.
    It won't matter what the brand name of toilet is if they print 'Congratulations Brad and Angelina on the birth of your daughter'
    on the pack Prettygirl

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Hmmm, you may be right, but considering the source, The Star Magazine, I think it's okay to be a little skeptical...lol

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyGirl
    Nouvelle is a word after all, not a name.
    Obviously, Angelina and Brad thought otherwise
    Nope.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    I am holding back many jokes because articles like this make it too easy!

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Quote Originally Posted by moomies
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    Not sure whether or not Brad and Angie would really appreciate having their daughter's face on something designed to go where no face was really meant to go.

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    Default Re: Toilet paper company honours Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt

    Oh please, this is very appropriate, tissue paper gift to a very deserving Pile' o Shitt. Yep, very appropriate if you ask me.

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