June 15th, 2006, 03:15 PM
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http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mikewalker/63605
BRITNEY SPEARS stormed out of a Malibu supermarket in a fury, say sources, after a bizarre encounter of the worst kind with a strange-looking, unkempt woman with a facial tic who approached her and said in a weird monotone: "Your husband and I... we had an affair!" Dumbstruck, Britney stood rooted in shock as the unattractive, obviously wacko babe — who never identified herself — babbled disconnectedly about "sleeping with KEVIN FEDERLINE for months... but now I've stopped seeing him... but I thought you had the right to know the truth... and you better check yourself..." Rolling her eyes in exasperation, Britney turned and ran from the store, say sources, looking VERY pissed! In her car, she immediately whipped out her cell phone and called... Kevin?... her doctor?... her lawyer?... the loony bin? Stay tuned.
Published on: 06/15/2006
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June 15th, 2006, 03:30 PM
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ROFLMAO!!! I love it! Even if it's all the mind of the unkept chickie it's still funny. That might explain the reputed bleeding from KFed's dick that's rumored to be on the Kfed/Britney home made porno tape. Go, Wacko, Go... how desperate do you have to be to sleep with KFed?
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June 15th, 2006, 03:31 PM
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Did she leave her baby in the car while she shopped?
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June 15th, 2006, 03:38 PM
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Maybe this lady isn't so wacko after all and wanted to shock Britney into leaving Kevin.
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June 15th, 2006, 03:39 PM
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Grimmlock - that's too funny - and probably too true! OR she let him drive around the parking lot looking for a space.....
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June 15th, 2006, 03:41 PM
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... a bizarre encounter of the worst kind with a strange-looking, unkempt woman with a facial tic who approached her and said in a weird monotone: "Your husband and I... we had an affair!"...
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June 15th, 2006, 03:44 PM
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Grimm, that was the best laugh I've had all day!! 
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June 15th, 2006, 03:56 PM
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Brother Grimm strikes again! hahahahahahhahahahaha....
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June 15th, 2006, 04:17 PM
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Same here, TOO damn funny.
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June 15th, 2006, 04:21 PM
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a strange-looking, unkempt woman with a facial tic
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That's soo Kevvy's type.
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June 15th, 2006, 04:26 PM
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Did she leave her baby in the car while she shopped?
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The paparazzi would have photos if he was visible so he must have been in the trunk.
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June 15th, 2006, 04:27 PM
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I hope she kept the lid cracked an inch.
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June 15th, 2006, 05:38 PM
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lmao...no she probably left him on the floor in the store.
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June 15th, 2006, 06:39 PM
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Grimmy, you should come with a warning label!
I.Need.OXYGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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June 15th, 2006, 07:54 PM
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A scare like that could make Brit drop both babies.
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