June 15th, 2006, 02:10 PM
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ONCE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR TOM AND KATIE! COUPLE IN RUSH FOR 2ND CHILD
June 15, 2006
By JOHN SOUTH
TOM CRUISE and KATIE HOLMES are hiding another baby secret — less than two months after the birth of baby No. 1, they're already working on baby No. 2!
The 43-year-old "Mission: Impossible" star and his bride-to-be became parents of daughter Suri on April 18, but Katie can't wait to have another one, insiders say. In fact, they say she may already be pregnant!
"Tom and Katie are so thrilled with Suri that they want to have a second baby right away," said a source close to the couple. "And they're hoping to announce the news as early as their planned July 4th weekend wedding.
"Before Suri's birth they talked about having two or three kids — and they don't want to wait."
In fact, 27-year-old Katie never dreamed she'd take to motherhood so well.
"Katie was really scared of becoming a mom," an insider divulged. "She didn't know what to expect and she was worried that she'd be overwhelmed by all the responsibilities. But she's loving every minute of being home with Suri. Katie isn't at all concerned with getting back to work."
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/celebrity/63621
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June 15th, 2006, 02:39 PM
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Please, no! I'm not ready for another bump watch yet.
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June 15th, 2006, 02:43 PM
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Yay! Let's see what the pillow trends for 2006-7 will be! 
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June 15th, 2006, 02:59 PM
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So they're going to have a pillow fight?
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June 15th, 2006, 03:09 PM
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Whatfuckingever. If she is breastfeeding, as seen by her nursing bra, it would make conception more difficult, not impossible, just more difficult. I don't even believe these two are going to get married.
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June 15th, 2006, 03:26 PM
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Maybe they'll actually have a real baby this time, and then swear there never was a baby #1...I bet it has to do with $cientology...
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June 15th, 2006, 03:31 PM
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I still predict that the 'baby' will pass away and then they will split due to 'the strain'. I'm probably going to hell if there really is a baby but the fact that she's supposedly breast feeding yet goes off to a premier or two in another state as well as out to dinner when the kid was just a week or two old strikes me as highly unusual. Breast feeding keeps you pretty tied down, particularly at the beginning, especially if you're a first time mother. I just really don't believe there's a baby.
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Comic Barry Crimmins was asked, "Since you criticize the USA so much, why don't you go live somewhere else?" His response would be, "What? And be a vicitim of American foreign policy?"
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June 15th, 2006, 03:58 PM
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I wonder what material this new "baby" will be made off. Gepetto is still carving a wooden Suri as we speak. So, another pillow/pod, another woody, or will they opt for the old claymation technique? He's rich, so he'll be able to afford a hologram too.....
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June 15th, 2006, 04:03 PM
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That sounds insane to me. She - supposedly - just had a baby. In my country you're advised to use condoms for the first 8 weeks after the birth to protect the mother from infections - are they completly ignoring common sense by putting her on a strict exercise rutine AS WELL as trying out for a new baby??! Idiots!
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June 15th, 2006, 04:21 PM
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^ um its ok; they're really just going to buy another baby somewhere; its not like Tom's ever seen a real vagina before let alone had sex w/ one!
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June 15th, 2006, 04:29 PM
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Shouldn't she have her first baby before Tom has her having a second one?
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June 15th, 2006, 04:34 PM
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isn't SURI a littlemore then almost 2 months old? And how in the hell did she get pregnant so fast? Suppose to wait 6 weeks..and she got pregnant 2 weeks after that?Damn this bitch is fertile.
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June 15th, 2006, 04:41 PM
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"Katie isn't at all concerned with getting back to work."
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Well yeah, no shit! I'm sure she's making hella cash from her contract with Tom. I wonder if there's some sort of baby bonus in it?
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June 15th, 2006, 04:58 PM
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Where is Suri? The most asked question!! But maybe Suri is just a shiloh...ops, a pillow! Or the baby has some problem (congenital defects, some rare illness,etc) and they (and Scientology) don't want we know that and now are trying to make a perfect baby...Maybe aliens abduct her.... Sometimes I think we'll never know the truth
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June 15th, 2006, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by buttmunch
So they're going to have a pillow fight?
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 That's awesome. You just made my day.
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