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    Default Eva Longoria to write a sexy novel

    Longoria to Pen Romance Novel

    By WENN| Tuesday, June 13, 2006



    HOLLYWOOD - Desperate Housewives beauty Eva Longoria is in negotiations to transfer some of her sizzling on-screen sexuality to the page--by penning a raunchy novel.


    The actress has already planned an erotic plot for her first foray into literature, and can't wait for the work to be in bookshops.

    She says, "They offered a huge deal and I like the idea of seeing my book on a shelf.

    "The plot's top secret so far, but let's just say I have a wild imagination."

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    She should get with Heather Mills McCartney - they have about the same amount to offer the literary world...
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    I would like her to go away. I don't want to hear about her life as a whore, making it big after she efd the right man!
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    Her Novel is gonna be "How to teach your BF about sex"
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    I think I spoke too soon yesterday, I was just wondering why I hadn't heard from Miss Longwhoria, and voila.......here she is today!!!!!!!!!

    What?? Say what?? Do I read Sex...........very predictable!

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    Boring!

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    Wouldn't it be a riot if her *sexy novel* ended up in the humor section of bookstores in the bargain bin inside of 6 months?
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    FINALLY the great American novel!
    You take your party with you so lets roll.

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