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    CHILDHOOD EYE INJURY HAUNTS KATIE HOLMES
    Wednesday June 7, 2006

    New Mom Katie Holmes only has eyes for her Mission: Impossible III action- hero fiancé Tom Cruise, but the former Dawson's Creek star may not be seeing too clearly — a tragic childhood accident
    left the star with vision problems that have plagued her into adulthood!

    "If I get tired sometimes, I see double out of it," Katie once admitted in an interview.

    When Katie, now 27, was a seventh grader growing up in Toledo, Ohio, she was whacked in the left eye while playing with a friend. The injury was so severe that for years after the accident, Katie suffered horrible bouts with double vision, causing her to wear special corrective eyeglasses just so she could see clearly.

    As a kid, Katie — the youngest of five children — wanted desperately to participate in sports like her dad, who played basketball in college. But her dreams to pursue athletics were shattered because the injury to her left eye had such a severe impact on her vision.

    Though devastating at the time, Katie's childhood eye injury could have been a blessing in disguise, because instead of concentrating on sports, the stunning brunette took up acting — and she's now one of the hottest starlets in Hollywood!

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    Vision problems; finally an explanation as to why she ever dated Chris Klein..

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    ^... and tom cruise

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    One of the hottest starlets?
    Nope.

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    "If I get tired sometimes, I see double out of it," Katie once admitted in an interview.

    Imagine seeing two Tomthumbs coming at you? Even two of his nose would send me into a tailspin. And presuming they may have actually had sex, two Tomthumb penises? gaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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    Then looking in the mirror and seeing DOUBLE the number of herpes sores!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbara
    One of the hottest starlets?
    When I think HOT, Katie Holmes does not come close to coming to mind...
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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch
    Imagine seeing two Tomthumbs coming at you? Even two of his nose would send me into a tailspin. And presuming they may have actually had sex, two Tomthumb penises? gaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

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    Why are learning about this now?? Do they need to the public to feel sorry for her

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    Quote Originally Posted by buttmunch
    Imagine seeing two Tomthumbs coming at you? Even two of his nose would send me into a tailspin. And presuming they may have actually had sex, two Tomthumb penises? gaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
    Hahhahahaha.......now that's funny...

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    Explains why she has taken to Scientology so quickly. She can see the two-headed aliens a lot clearer than the others!

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    She should take more "vitamins."
    Claude os, aperi oculos!

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    Not to worry. T-squirt is a man of "vision," so to speak. Frankly, I am surprised that he has yet to talk her eye back into focus. I can only assume the benevolent imp has been too busy trying to talk life into the Polymer Princes, a.k.a., Baby Alive.

    There may be a movie in the making there: a Short Frankenstein? or is it a Frankenstein short?

    Hmmmm . . . then again, given his performance at the box office of late perhaps Tankenstein is a better title? Add the wife and call the sequel Bride of Tankenstein. Nice.

    As for Katie's eye, it now appears that even those who have attained Ultra-Secret-Super-Mario status have their limits.

    Bummer.

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    So the worst of it is that sometimes when she's tired she see's double? BFD. Better watch that prenup Katie. Tom will offer you $30,000 and you'll be seing $30,000,000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by twitchy
    Then looking in the mirror and seeing DOUBLE the number of herpes sores!
    Ouch!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lovely bones
    She should take more "vitamins."
    Again, too funny! "You don't know the history of optometry, I do."

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