Angelina Jolie's new tattoo

**MaryJane** · June 9th, 2006, 08:36 AM

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ANGELINA JOLIE is sporting a new tattoo where ex-husband BILLY BOB THORNTON's name used to be. It shows the latitude and longitude coordinates for Cambodia, where son MADDOX was born, and for ETHIOPIA, daughter ZAHARA's birthplace.

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asha22 · June 9th, 2006, 08:44 AM

Well i suppose Nambias next.................

SlimandSexxy · June 9th, 2006, 10:56 AM

This woman is a hot bubble waiting to burst, has anyone seen that said tats. I mean she is beautiful and all, but dayum, to ruin your body and look like an ex-con in the name of doing something different is beyond me. They look horrible and make her look like the skank she is. You'd think that with all her money she could afford the best tattoo artists.

burnt_toast · June 9th, 2006, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SlimandSexxy

This woman is a hot bubble waiting to burst

Nice

I'm not sure what a hot bubble is, but it gives me a little giggle in my chest everytime I read it!!

SlimandSexxy · June 9th, 2006, 11:11 AM

^^^hahaha......bubbles always burst, but the hot ones make a bigger splash when they burst......hehe.....

dowcat · June 9th, 2006, 11:47 AM

Ugly.Totally ugly.

Lakesweetjane · June 9th, 2006, 12:30 PM

I hope Brad, Angelina, Tom Cruise, Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears all fade away for 2007. I'm sick of news about nothing. News about people getting a coffee, news about people getting in their cars. I want divroce and tantrum news, pregnancy and new projects news.
I don't care about her stupid tattoos that remind us that the husband stealting, UN Ambassador is actually compltely efd up.
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Bellatheball · June 9th, 2006, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SlimandSexxy

This woman is a hot bubble waiting to burst, has anyone seen that said tats. I mean she is beautiful and all, but dayum, to ruin your body and look like an ex-con in the name of doing something different is beyond me. They look horrible and make her look like the skank she is. You'd think that with all her money she could afford the best tattoo artists.

Amen. Her tats are so class-ay.

Palermo · June 9th, 2006, 02:53 PM

As I said elsewhere on this site, looks like the new ones were done in prison, by someone who was drunk. Hideous.

ediebrooks · June 9th, 2006, 04:29 PM

I hate tattoos.

Cate · June 9th, 2006, 06:33 PM

You aren't supposed to get tats while pregnant or nursing, and really not soon before getting pregnant if you are planning ahead. (In case you pick up hep or some other nasty while getting it.)

Aella · June 9th, 2006, 06:57 PM

I love tats, and think her getting something related to her children inked is a hell of a lot smarter than tattooing the names of her past, present and future husbands. She (probably) won't get bored with her kids anytime soon.

Alphachimp · June 9th, 2006, 08:37 PM

If she's planning on giving birth or adopting more children, then the tattoo on her arm is going to go on and on and on...?

Voodoo Child · June 10th, 2006, 08:06 PM

I am wondering how her stomach tattoo is faring up now? She could have some natural coordinates now if she got stretchies on her belly!

ultrafabviolet · June 10th, 2006, 09:21 PM

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[Back at the circus, on the Ferris wheel]

Navin: Do you ever think we'd get to know each other well enough to kiss?

Patty: We don't have to. You're my man. It's like we're married.
Look at my ass.

Navin: Gosh! You have my last name tattooed right there under the j's! First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass! You know, I bet more people see that then the phone book.

[On miniature train, Navin is driving]

Navin: End of the line! This is Engineer Fred. Come back to visit me again!

Navin: I know this is our first date but, do you think the next time you make love to your boyfriend, you could think of me?

Marie: Well I haven't made love to him yet.

Navin: That's too bad. Do you think it's possible that someday you can make love with me and think of him?

Marie: Who knows. Maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.

Navin: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.

(Navin licks her face)

Marie: Do you have a girlfriend?

Navin: Does it matter?

Marie: Well, I'd like to think you were available.

Navin: Oh, I'm available.

(Patty rides into the trailer on her motorcycle)

Patty: Did you forget about my ass?

Navin: No, I've been thinking about it! She tattooed my name on her ass. Not just my name, a lot of names and funny sayings too! She's got one up here that says "Slippery when wet".

Marie: How do you know that?

Patty: What is she, some great piece of ass?

Navin: She's no great piece of ass! I mean uh, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. We're all adults here, lets reason this out. Now Marie is the type of person that if you got...

Patty: If Miss Class doesn't get her buns outta here, I'm going to drive this bike up her butt!

Navin: ...while Patty tends to be more direct.

Patty: And as for you farm boy, we're married. (Patty punches Navin) And as for you, cupie doll... (Marie punches Patty)

Navin: You protected me, you must really like me!

[On a beach at night]. . . .

It is oh-so ultrafantabulous that they are sticking to the original script of The Jerk. I really admire that.

(Now, care for more marshmallow Fluff to go with your macaroons and Wild Turkey slush?

)

Vi