June 8th, 2006, 07:03 PM
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Dolphins Probed Jessica Alba With Their Long, U-Know-What!
by Jack Ryan
Jun 8, 2006
Sexy actress Jessica Alba loves scuba diving, but she also loves dolphins, so she tends to be extra careful when taking a dive into their territory, according to a published report. Jessica first learned male dolphins become aroused by the presence of a female, even if human beings, when she was younger, during the filming of 'Flipper' - when one poked her!
Jessica is reported as saying, "I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being -- and they have long, long ... (penises)."
"I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."
Jessica also admits that ever since she revealed how she was rudely probed by the horny mammals, she was the laughing stock in her family.
She revealed to MTV News, "Needless to say my closest friends and family did dolphin squeaking noises for the next five years any time they referred to me or called me or talked to me, which was pretty annoying."
Yikes.
"Jessica Alba is so hot that she even gets dolphins horny" - Yeeeah!
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21222256.shtml
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June 8th, 2006, 07:04 PM
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That's Groovy Baby as well as Sexy!!! HEHEHE
Getting felt up by a dolphin
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June 8th, 2006, 07:10 PM
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Jessica is reported as saying, "I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being -- and they have long, long ... (penises)."
"I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."
Yeah, those damn rude dolphins!! Who do they think they are?? They should have more respect than that!!
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June 8th, 2006, 07:17 PM
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I think this is one of the funniest gossip I've ever heard. 
"I'm too sexy for your dolphin."
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June 8th, 2006, 07:40 PM
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Im not sure I would tell anyone if that happened to me!!
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June 8th, 2006, 07:43 PM
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she should be lucky it didn't mount her.
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June 8th, 2006, 08:23 PM
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Oh how would I have got through the day if I didn't just read this story.
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June 8th, 2006, 08:37 PM
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she should be lucky it didn't mount her.
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Maybe she would have liked it?
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June 8th, 2006, 09:10 PM
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she's so sexy other species cant even resist her!!! first a monkey tries to deep throat her (her word not mine) and now she gets humped by a dolphin!!! give me a break i know your good looking but please stop throwing it out there every 2 seconds
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June 8th, 2006, 09:55 PM
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She could try porcupines next!
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June 8th, 2006, 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Icepik
Jessica is reported as saying, "I don't know if anybody knows this but dolphins get excited, even when you are a human being -- and they have long, long ... (penises)."
"I didn't know this until I was being poked by a few of them, which was very rude. I think I learned my lesson. I sort of request female dolphins after that because those are horny little bastards."
Yeah, those damn rude dolphins!! Who do they think they are?? They should have more respect than that!!
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Would make a good Flipper number 2 movie!
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June 9th, 2006, 12:19 AM
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^^Im hearing the intro porn music *chicka chicka bow wow*
The name of the movie should be "How Flipper Flipped Her"
I love that quote "which was very rude", sister it was a male right? Need I say more? HEHEHEHE
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June 9th, 2006, 01:22 AM
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^^ Or Flipper Does Alba for a movie title !
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