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    BRITNEY Spears is fuming after discovering hubby Kevin Federline is to make a film about his life.

    K-Fed, 28, plans to portray himself in the same mould as Eminem in 8 Mile — a tough rapper who’s risen from the streets.

    But Britney, 24, fears he is going to cash in by dishing the dirt on their troubled relationship. A source said: “Britney has heard that Federline is working on a script and trying to get funding for the film.

    She is really upset. Britney fears Kevin just wants to promote himself at her expense to further his career.”

    The couple have grown increasingly distant. But Britney, above, is desperate to save the marriage before their second child arrives in the autumn.

    She and Kevin spent the night in a hotel suite in Laguna Beach, California, at the weekend — and continued talking the next day.
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    Default Re: Britney Spears fuming after discovering Kevin Federline will make film about his life

    Oh, who cares? I mean, really!

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    K-Fed, 28, plans to portray himself in the same mould as Eminem in 8 Mile — a tough rapper who’s risen from the streets.


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    This is comedy gold, right there. And very amusing if you think about how much that comparison might piss off Eminem.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears fuming after discovering Kevin Federline will make film about his life

    And who will pay to go see this? Nothing to worry about Britney.

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    Default Re: Britney Spears fuming after discovering Kevin Federline will make film about his life

    maybe we can set up a celebrity death match between K-Fag and Eminen. Now that's something I would pay to see!
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    Who would even consider seeing that crap?

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    I am beginning to hate the tabloids. One minute she's at the divorce lawyers office while he's running around opening charge cards at JC Penney's and the next they're spending the weekend together to put the marriage back together? Oh please! Can't be both ways.

    Gotta admit I hope this last bit is true because nothing would be more pathetic than KSkeevy trying to push a movie script of his stoned and uninteresting life.

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    Should be a short fucking movie with the beginning the same as the end - the trailer park.

    Plus, there is no comparison between Eminem and this fucking creep. Eminem may have some sick thoughts about his wife/ex-wife, but he has managed to be a decent father to his own child and his wife/ex-wife's niece.
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    The only movie she needs to worry about K-fed releasing is the homemade porn video he secretly shot of the two of them. As soon as they're divorced, he'll sell it to the highest bidder.

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    Of course, he will write, direct, and star in this masterpiece. Why, I bet he's busy this very minute cleaning off the mantle for all the Oscars he's going to win.

    *puke*

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    I know Britney may not be crafty enough to pull it off, but I bet her Mom Lynne is currently devising plans on how K-fed will "mysteriously disappear" or have "an unfortunate accident" of some sort.

    That's really the best option.

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    It would be SOOO great if he made that movie and then Eminem beat the snot out of his pathetic ass!! Do it Kfag, I DARE you!!
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    Gawd, he's making his own "Crossroads".

    Poor widdle Kletus, growin up in tough neighborhoods, being a babydaddy twice over, living off his women..

    That'll do SO much to repair his image
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    I thought they were getting a divorce, and now she is DEPSERATELY trying to make up with him again.....Britney is useless and should be left to sleep in her own sh*t, it'll be fun to watch her after K-fed bankrupts her stupid a**. What a dumb b*tch!!

    K-Fed is a trailer park loser wannabe rapper, nothing more to say.

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