June 7th, 2006, 03:53 AM
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Foul Director Made Thandie Newton Fake Orgasm In Audition
by Tashi Singh
Jun 6, 2006
'Crash' star Thandie Newton feels nothing but regret when she thinks of one of her first Hollywood acting auditions, because she was instructed to simulate an orgasm, according to a published report. shudders at the memory of one of her first Hollywood auditions, because she was ordered to lie back and simulate an orgasm in front of the camera.
At the audition, the director ordered Thandie to lie on her back and pretend she was having an orgasm, and to make matters worse, Newton later discovered that the perverted director showed the video of her 'performance' at secret screenings!
The actress will not reveal the name of the director or the movie she was auditioning for, but she has revealed that her 'performance' was pointless - because Jennifer Lopez got the part!
She says, "It didn't occur to me that I could say no. I just did it. With the camera rolling."
"Revolting! That's why the transition from childhood to adulthood has to be protected."
Revolting is right!
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http://www.postchronicle.com/news/en...21221818.shtml
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June 7th, 2006, 04:28 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
Steven Soderbergh for Out of Sight?
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June 7th, 2006, 04:33 AM
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Newton later discovered that the perverted director showed the video of her 'performance' at secret screenings!
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Surely she can do something about this? He has no right to humiliate her in such a disrespectful manner. I'd be absolutely mortified.
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June 7th, 2006, 04:36 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
It's business as usual in Hollywood. Many times actresses are asked to take their clothes off for auditions. There are a lot of actors and not that much work. People will do what it takes.
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June 7th, 2006, 04:53 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
might also be oliver stone for u-turn
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June 7th, 2006, 05:27 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
^that's a good guess. I don't think it's soderbergh.
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June 7th, 2006, 07:42 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
No one 'made' her...she just didn't have the balls to say fuck off.
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June 7th, 2006, 08:00 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
Boo-fawking-hoo...
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June 7th, 2006, 08:00 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
Ah! Finally, a subject worthy of my 4,000th post: the tasteless audition.
Apparently, Roman Polanski used to make chicks audition this way:
he'd make them suck on his finger and give it a "blowjob," because if
they didn't, then they didn't really want the job. (This is according
to his own biography, Roman.)
The question is, how does the chick know it's not a "test of character"?
Does she stand to make a better impression if she says, "go fuck yourself"?
Or is the director just doing this as a prank, because the casting was
already a foregone conclusion?
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June 7th, 2006, 08:05 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
There are things you should only fake for money, get the contract first
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June 7th, 2006, 08:10 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
Don't know why but I find this funny as hell. I mean, who cares if she faked the big O to try to get a job. Most of us do it for nothing - actually, I fake not having them to keep the guy working harder. Meg Ryan did it onscreen for cripes sake. Grow a backbone and say "no" or stfu!
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June 7th, 2006, 08:16 AM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
Well if she got the job it would have been worth it. But if it was just for some directors private "toss" sessions, then sue the bastard.
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June 7th, 2006, 01:52 PM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
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Originally Posted by cheray
Well if she got the job it would have been worth it. But if it was just for some directors private "toss" sessions, then sue the bastard.
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Exactly. And that is absolutely disgusting that he even showed the clip off at private screenings, abominable.
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June 7th, 2006, 03:39 PM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
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Originally Posted by ourmaninBusan
Ah! Finally, a subject worthy of my 4,000th post: the tasteless audition.
Apparently, Roman Polanski used to make chicks audition this way:
he'd make them suck on his finger and give it a "blowjob," because if
they didn't, then they didn't really want the job. (This is according
to his own biography, Roman.)
The question is, how does the chick know it's not a "test of character"?
Does she stand to make a better impression if she says, "go fuck yourself"?
Or is the director just doing this as a prank, because the casting was
already a foregone conclusion?
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ROMAN POLANSKI IS A PERVERT AND A RAPIST.
Poor Thandie. That sucks.
Congrats on 4000 posts, ourman!
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June 7th, 2006, 03:44 PM
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Re: Thandie Newton reveals she was made to simulate orgasm for audition
MAYBE just maybe Thandie wouldn't have minded it so much had she been the one to get the movie role instead of jLO???????????? Is she being a sour grape?????????????
But still a sucky thing for her to endure knowing it was used for a private viewing session...
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