June 2nd, 2006, 11:56 AM
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David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
Illusionist DAVID COPPERFIELD is planning to go one better than rival DAVID BLAINE by impregnating a woman live onstage. The magician will carry out the stunt in Germany, without - he insists - even touching the volunteer. Copperfield tells PageSix.com, "There is a great deal of new territory to conquer. I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex. "Everybody will be happy about it, but I'm not telling you any more."
02/06/2006 12:02
http://www3.contactmusic.com/news/index43.htm
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June 2nd, 2006, 11:57 AM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
Wow, that is just about the stupidest thing I've ever read.. an invisible penis?
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
Pregnant with his kid? And how would they prove it ... a pregnancy test isn't effective until a few days have passed.
How is David Blaine his rival ... I've never seen Blaine do anything but those endurance stunts and the occasional bit of street magic.
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
Poor woman... having the kid without making it...
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:00 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
they're both pompous arrogant jerks?
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:07 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
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Originally Posted by SVZ
I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex.
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Greatest quote ever!
If he's going to be attempting an immaculate conception, can we get the Catholic church to protest?
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:12 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
Wow - classy 
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:15 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
That is the stupidest thing I ever heard. However, if you have always wanted a child and can't afford the crazy cost of fertility drugs and treatment - what do you have to loose? It will piss off a lot of Christians though. Poor Christians, after the DaVinci Code they just can't catch a break.
Why do this? If its even possible. He will probably just grab someone out of the audience that's already pregnant. And how do know if it works, does an audience sit there for a couple of weeks until the test comes in?
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June 2nd, 2006, 12:17 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
He's 100% fake anyways. Don't watch his shows twice  He uses the same "volunteers"
I realize that all magic is sleight of hand, but there isn't even any of that with his shows...
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June 2nd, 2006, 01:30 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
WTF??? How the hell??? What a jackass.
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June 3rd, 2006, 08:39 AM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
isn't he like closet gay or something, though?
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June 3rd, 2006, 11:34 AM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
"I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex."
This is nothing new. Tom Cruise already accomplished that!
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June 3rd, 2006, 12:13 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
oh right now he's god or something 
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June 3rd, 2006, 05:13 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
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Originally Posted by cherrypye
"I'm going to make a girl pregnant. Naturally there will be no sex."
This is nothing new. Tom Cruise already accomplished that!
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That was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 3rd, 2006, 05:28 PM
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Re: David Copperfield to impregnate women on stage
God help the bitch who gets the front row, she'll be damned forever!
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